Hi, I’m Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I’m not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I’m in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th). Tumblr (3.0; @paulscheer)http://paulscheer.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84vgjgBry1qz6kbro1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Happy 90210 Day! </p>http://paulscheer.com/post/1054416746http://paulscheer.com/post/1054416746Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:00:19 -0700“It is amazing that in the movie-making process - which is certainly a team sport - that Cameron consistently celebrates himself out as though he is a team of one. His comments are ridiculous, self-serving and insulting to those of us who are not caught up in serving his ego and his rhetoric.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.deadline.com/2010/08/mark-canton-bites-back-at-jim-cameron-for-harpooning-piranha-3d/" target="_blank">PIRANHA PRODUCER ATTACKS JAMES CAMERON</a></p> <p>(Pretty Fun Read)</p></em>http://paulscheer.com/post/1048737273http://paulscheer.com/post/1048737273Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:39:36 -0700<object width="400" height="253"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9_s5Lk9GoBk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9_s5Lk9GoBk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="253" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>NEW SEASON OF THE LEAGUE </p> <p>FROG COSTUMES, SWORDS, WHITE PARTIES, VEGAS and NEW TROPHY</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/1043519415http://paulscheer.com/post/1043519415Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:48:21 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l811z50F551qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BREAKING APPLE NEWS - NEW IPOD LEAKED! </p> <p>Apple goes retro with their new Ipod release, check it out..</p> <p><span>A Massive 5 GB hard drive capable of holding 1000 songs, a FireWire port, and a 2-inch white backlit LCD display. Battery life is an estimated 10 hours! </span></p>http://paulscheer.com/post/1043217389http://paulscheer.com/post/1043217389Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:30:41 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7pxyhD2kF1qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://maximumfun.org/sound-young-america/comedy-simon-rich-god-and-moses-paul-scheer-and-seth-morris" target="_blank">JESUS AND MOSES DISCUSS FALSE IDOLS</a></p> <p><span>Simon Rich imagines the conversation at Mount Sinai. Featuring <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/seth" target="_blank">Seth Morris</a> and <a href="http://paulscheer.com/" target="_blank">Paul Scheer</a>. Simon’s new novel is <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1400068355?ie=UTF8&tag=thesoundofyou-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1400068355" target="_blank">Elliott Alagash</a> </span></p> <p>….This audio play is from Jesse Thorns Highly Enjoyable THE SOUND OF YOUNG AMERICA! </p>http://paulscheer.com/post/1011278253http://paulscheer.com/post/1011278253Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:46:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7pws5FlYG1qz6kbro1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’m sure everyone has <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc" target="_blank">heard this</a>…but I’d like to call your attention to the MORE LIKE THIS SECTION where it suggests if you like this CeCe song, FUCK YOU, you’ll also like a video of  ”Dissecting Cat”</p> <p>Look in the BOTTOM RIGHT</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/1009580749http://paulscheer.com/post/1009580749Wed, 25 Aug 2010 10:04:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7mk6u19Q91qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I concur. Curtis is an Amazing Storyteller! Do yourself a favor and see this you dummy!</p> <p><a href="http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/999870063/everyone-must-go-see-curtis-gwinns-show-the-man" target="_blank">brettgelman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everyone must go see Curtis Gwinn’s show. The man is a genius and tells the best stories I’ve ever heard. Truly one of a kind.</p> </blockquote>http://paulscheer.com/post/1000095971http://paulscheer.com/post/1000095971Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:31:03 -0700<a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/08/23/piranha-3d-sequel-announced-might-be-set-in-thailand/">PIRANHA 3D Sequel in the Works!</a>: <p>So this is actually happening! Maybe they loved one of my spinoff ideas. I hope it’s the ghost PI one.</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/1000032651http://paulscheer.com/post/1000032651Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:16:37 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7leeuqcOg1qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PIRANHA 3D TALKBACK!</p> <p><strong>WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CHARACTER, ANDREW, IN PIRANHA 3D?</strong></p> <p>In a debate that surely will live on for years like the infamous discussion of whether or not the top fell or keeps spinning at the end of Inception. This surely will keep film scholars up at night for many years.</p> <p>So I’ll try to set the record straight….</p> <p>ANDREW CUNNINGHAM, the Wild, Wild Girls camera man/boat driver/and all around bon vivant is present aboard the Wild Wild Girls yacht for pretty much the entirety of the film and then suddenly disappears. No death scene, no remorse, just gone erased from existence.  </p> <p>Most people assume, that my death, which was sure to be epic, was cut from the film in a choice purely dictated by budget, time and believability. </p> <p>Other people surmise that THEY might have been too high at the time of viewing…and simply missed the death scene. </p> <p>Others still have hypothesized that my character escaped to Sand Island and is sure to play a major role in the Direct to DVD sequel, <strong>PIRANHA 3D2: The Legend of Andrew’s Gold</strong> or <strong>PIRANHA 4-D: CHRISTMAS BREAK!</strong></p> <p>Since film is up to interpretation…I’ll give you a few options and you can decide what to believe or make up your own… </p> <p><strong>OPTION #1: Andrew is a Piranha.</strong></p> <p>Yup. He orchestrated this entire event. Many years ago his piranha DNA was fused with a human, he took human shape in hopes of one day coming back to Lake Victoria to unleash his pre-historic pals on an unsuspecting populace and once again reign as king of the water! </p> <p><strong>OPTION # 2: Andrew is an Amazing Swimmer</strong></p> <p>Andrew, a high school swim champion, assesses the deadly situation and immediately jumps overboard. He quickly swims to Sand Island narrowly escaping being eaten alive by Piranha, unfortunately they take his foot, so for the rest of his life he’ll have a limp that reminds him of his dead friends with every step. Fortunately he has video footage of the entire massacre, which he sells for a hefty fee to every possible news outlet, he writes a book that shoots to number one on the best seller list, and a movie is made of his story. Andrew lives a life of opulence but is haunted by the ghost of Derrick Jones. Together they begin solving other worldy crimes together in the television spin-off  GHOST P.I.’s. (a lot of the investigations start in girl’s locker rooms)</p> <p><strong>OPTION #3: TIME TRAVEL</strong></p> <p>Andrew’s son is an aspiring scientist in the future who invents time travel for the sole purpose of saving his dad. Andrew’s son, Andrew Jr., saves his father in the nick of time from certain death. However when they get back to the future, the world is a nuclear wasteland. The Butterfly effect has occurred. Now Andrew and his son live hand to mouth hoping to find home but they are captured by aliens. Who force Andrew Sr. to teach them how to make soft core alien porn.   </p> <p><strong>OPTION #4: CGI IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE</strong></p> <p>Sometimes a movie runs out of budget in the post process and leaves major unfinished scenes on cutting room floor. That one is actually too unbelievable.</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/998270305http://paulscheer.com/post/998270305Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:41:00 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7j4uxHD9t1qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Great Behind the Scenes shot from Empire Strikes Back (<a href="http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/node/46221" target="_blank">AICN</a>)</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/990060045http://paulscheer.com/post/990060045Sat, 21 Aug 2010 18:16:09 -0700“Aja understands that in America’s capitalistic society, the chief object of consumer desire and fetishizing is female flesh, itself. By thereby ‘incorporating’ into his film such pre-commodified females as Kelly Brooke (ooh-la-la!), Riley Steele, Ashlynn Brooke, et al as objects of ‘consumer’ desire in his film, Aja boldly poses the question: who are the ‘real’ consumers depicted in Piranha 3D? Are ‘we’ ourselves the piranhas here? And if so, what does this say about the state of deconstructive, post-capitalist feminism (i.e., whose ‘asses’ are being hung out to dry here?)”<br/><br/> - <em><p><span> </span></p> <h1 class="posttitle"> <strong><a href="http://www.libertasfilmmagazine.com/rampant-consumerism-a-marxist-reading-of-piranha-3d/" target="_blank">Rampant Consumerism: A Marxist Reading of </a><em><a href="http://www.libertasfilmmagazine.com/rampant-consumerism-a-marxist-reading-of-piranha-3d/" target="_blank">Piranha 3D </a></em></strong><em> (See…it’s a very deep movie)</em> </h1></em>http://paulscheer.com/post/989315117http://paulscheer.com/post/989315117Sat, 21 Aug 2010 14:58:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7g27jPdKv1qz6kbro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>About a year ago I went to Lake Havasu, Arizona to shoot a little independent movie that told of the struggles of a small town sheriff, her family, and a shitload of Piranha. Oh and it’s in 3D too.</p> <p>PIRANHA 3D comes out today and it’s even more insane, funny, and bloody then I could have imagined. It’s everything you hoped SNAKES ON A PLANE was but wasn’t.</p> <p>See the film some are calling the CITIZEN KANE of 3D PIRANHA movies. </p> <p>Definitely go check it out this weekend, I guarantee that you will laugh, scream, cheer and be like, “WTF am I watching!” </p> <p>When you go, Here are <strong>My Rules for Watching Piranha 3D</strong>  </p> <ol> <li>Applaud every time Christopher Lloyd comes on Screen. </li> <li>High Five the person next to you every time you see boobs.</li> <li>Whenever Ving Rhames does something bad ass yell, “Fuck Yeah Ving!”</li> <li>Throw Swedish Fish at the Screen every time someone dies…with 500 deaths it’s going to be tough, bring multiple bags. (Gummy Bears also work)</li> <li>Dance along with the underwater naked 3D ballet. (Yes, this movie has one of those) </li> <li>Do a Shot of an alcoholic beverage (which you snuck in) every time a character in the movie drinks.</li> <li>If you see a CGI penis exclaim “IT ATE HIS PENIS” </li> <li>Fill the movie theater with water for the last 20 minutes of the movie and have your own spring break. </li> </ol>http://paulscheer.com/post/983164261http://paulscheer.com/post/983164261Fri, 20 Aug 2010 09:33:00 -0700<object width="400" height="253"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ijamBpVeXlQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ijamBpVeXlQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="253" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Cast of Piranha 3D <strike>wants</strike> deserves an OSCAR!</p> <p>w/ Jerry O’Connell, Adam Scott, Kelly Brook, Jessica Szohr, Riley Steele and Directed by Tremendosaur</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/967957739http://paulscheer.com/post/967957739Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:09:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l79sh2ab8x1qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/08/16/scott-pilgrim-lucas-lees-fake-movie-posters/" target="_blank">Check out all the hilarious Lucas Lee Posters</a> (via /film)</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/965130818http://paulscheer.com/post/965130818Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:10:14 -0700<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cCK7njbgDO8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cCK7njbgDO8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Creepiest Lip Sync Performance to WHITNEY HOUSTON’S - “‘I Will Always Love You”</p> <p>I hope you like Zombie Strip Tease </p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCK7njbgDO8&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Philippines creepy lip sync</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/CarltonBanks1982" target="_blank">CarltonBanks1982</a>)</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/961540169http://paulscheer.com/post/961540169Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:05:14 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l740dkSqB91qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NBC FALL SCHEDULE (via <a href="http://thrfeed.com" target="_blank">thrfeed.com</a>)</p> <p>I can’t wait for LAW AND ORDER: Ice-T</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/948981999http://paulscheer.com/post/948981999Fri, 13 Aug 2010 14:15:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6vgpt10IN1qz6kbro1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I Saw This and it was Kind of Awesome!</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/925884546http://paulscheer.com/post/925884546Sun, 08 Aug 2010 23:29:53 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13966915&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13966915&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13966915&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><span>My Friend @MrCraigBierko (Cinderella Man, Fear and Loathing, Scary Movie 4) is raising Money for the Loma Linda Children’s Hospital - Help him out.</span></p> <p><span>This is the video I made for him.</span></p> <p><span><a href="http://twitter.com/MrCraigBierko" target="_blank">Find out More Here</a></span></p> <p><span><a href="http://vimeo.com/user4446597/videos" target="_blank">Watch Other Videos</a> by Elizabeth Banks, Robert Sean Leonard, Steven Webber, and Fred Willard  </span></p>http://paulscheer.com/post/920150945http://paulscheer.com/post/920150945Sat, 07 Aug 2010 19:05:00 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6qxtrmm011qz6kbro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/5606489/" target="_blank">Watch the 12 Minute LOST Epilogue Now</a></p>http://paulscheer.com/post/913938219http://paulscheer.com/post/913938219Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:51:00 -0700<object width="400" height="253"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0Mzswa-O0C8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0Mzswa-O0C8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="253" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Do Hate Terrorists? and Love Kicking Ass? Yes! Then this show is for you. </p> <p>Check out out the NEW & LONGER trailer for NTSF: SD: SUV</p> <p>w/ Rob Riggle, June Diane Raphael, and Brandon Johnson</p> <p>Directed by Eric Appel</p>http://paulscheer.com/post/908281363http://paulscheer.com/post/908281363Thu, 05 Aug 2010 10:00:00 -0700