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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I'm not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I'm in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th).

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Posted on March 10th, 2009 - 0 comments
HOLY SHIT! Michael Jackson is auctioning off everything in the Never Land Ranch There are 242 Pages of the most useless and amazing stuff. It’s like everything I would have bought when I was 14 years old…Which I guess makes a lot od sense. From T2 Video Games, Plasma Balls, ATVs, Go Karts, Michael Keaton as Batman Statue and even a Lego Darth Vader he has everything. Every item also comes with a guarantee that some ones innonence was lost near or on that item. CORRECTION FROM MY COMMENTS: I think that in your excitement, you missed the best part of this catalogue.  That isn’t Michael Keaton as Batman, it’s Michael Jackson as Batman.  On page 73, we have “Michael Jackson Batman Figurine.”  Description: “Life-size replica of Batman and his complete molded rubber costume mounted to a base.  The Batman suit is fitted over a life-size replica of the likeness of Michael Jackson.”

HOLY SHIT! Michael Jackson is auctioning off everything in the Never Land Ranch

There are 242 Pages of the most useless and amazing stuff. It’s like everything I would have bought when I was 14 years old…Which I guess makes a lot od sense.

From T2 Video Games, Plasma Balls, ATVs, Go Karts, Michael Keaton as Batman Statue and even a Lego Darth Vader he has everything.

Every item also comes with a guarantee that some ones innonence was lost near or on that item.

CORRECTION FROM MY COMMENTS: I think that in your excitement, you missed the best part of this catalogue.  That isn’t Michael Keaton as Batman, it’s Michael Jackson as Batman.  On page 73, we have “Michael Jackson Batman Figurine.”  Description: “Life-size replica of Batman and his complete molded rubber costume mounted to a base.  The Batman suit is fitted over a life-size replica of the likeness of Michael Jackson.”

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