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Posted on March 2nd, 2009 - 0 comments
Taken might have the best dialogue in any Movie Ever…Enjoy (BYRAN is Liam Neeson) Sam: The specialty of the groups coming out of this area is trafficking in women. Bryan: Keep going. Sam: Okay. Their previous MO was to offer women from the emerging East-European countries like Yugoslavia, Romania, Bulgaria jobs in the west as maids and nannies. Once they smuggled them in, they’d addict them to drugs and turn them into prostitutes. Lately, however, they’ve decided that it’s more economical just to kidnap traveling young women. Saves on transportation costs. Lenore: [crying] Not my little baby. Bryan: What else? Sam: Based on what they know about the way these groups operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time she was grabbed. Bryan: To what? Sam: To never finding her. ——— Jean Claude: Ok, first we should find the spotter. Bryan: I found him, he’s dead. Jean Claude: You found him that way?!… [sigh] Jean Claude: Graham, you can’t just run around tearing down Paris.. Bryan: [cuts him off abruptly] Jean Claude, I’ll tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to! ———— Saint Clair: Please understand…it was all business. It wasn’t personal. Bryan: It was all personal to me. [unloads gun into Saint Clair]

Taken might have the best dialogue in any Movie Ever…Enjoy

(BYRAN is Liam Neeson)

Sam: The specialty of the groups coming out of this area is trafficking in women.
Bryan: Keep going.
Sam: Okay. Their previous MO was to offer women from the emerging East-European countries like Yugoslavia, Romania, Bulgaria jobs in the west as maids and nannies. Once they smuggled them in, they’d addict them to drugs and turn them into prostitutes. Lately, however, they’ve decided that it’s more economical just to kidnap traveling young women. Saves on transportation costs.
Lenore: [crying] Not my little baby.
Bryan: What else?
Sam: Based on what they know about the way these groups operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time she was grabbed.
Bryan: To what?
Sam: To never finding her.

———

Jean Claude: Ok, first we should find the spotter.
Bryan: I found him, he’s dead.
Jean Claude: You found him that way?!…
[sigh]
Jean Claude: Graham, you can’t just run around tearing down Paris..
Bryan: [cuts him off abruptly] Jean Claude, I’ll tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!

————

Saint Clair: Please understand…it was all business. It wasn’t personal.
Bryan: It was all personal to me.
[unloads gun into Saint Clair]

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