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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I'm not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I'm in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th).

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Taken might have the best dialogue in any Movie Ever…Enjoy
(BYRAN is Liam Neeson)
Sam: The specialty of the groups coming out of this area is trafficking in women.  Bryan: Keep going.  Sam: Okay. Their previous MO was to offer women from the emerging East-European countries like Yugoslavia, Romania, Bulgaria jobs in the west as maids and nannies. Once they smuggled them in, they’d addict them to drugs and turn them into prostitutes. Lately, however, they’ve decided that it’s more economical just to kidnap traveling young women. Saves on transportation costs. Lenore: [crying] Not my little baby.  Bryan: What else?  Sam: Based on what they know about the way these groups operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time she was grabbed. Bryan: To what?  Sam: To never finding her.
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Jean Claude: Ok, first we should find the spotter.  Bryan: I found him, he’s dead.  Jean Claude: You found him that way?!…   [sigh]  Jean Claude: Graham, you can’t just run around tearing down Paris..  Bryan: [cuts him off abruptly] Jean Claude, I’ll tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!
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Saint Clair: Please understand…it was all business. It wasn’t personal.  Bryan: It was all personal to me.   [unloads gun into Saint Clair]

Taken might have the best dialogue in any Movie Ever…Enjoy

(BYRAN is Liam Neeson)

Sam: The specialty of the groups coming out of this area is trafficking in women.
Bryan: Keep going.
Sam: Okay. Their previous MO was to offer women from the emerging East-European countries like Yugoslavia, Romania, Bulgaria jobs in the west as maids and nannies. Once they smuggled them in, they’d addict them to drugs and turn them into prostitutes. Lately, however, they’ve decided that it’s more economical just to kidnap traveling young women. Saves on transportation costs.
Lenore: [crying] Not my little baby.
Bryan: What else?
Sam: Based on what they know about the way these groups operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time she was grabbed.
Bryan: To what?
Sam: To never finding her.

———

Jean Claude: Ok, first we should find the spotter.
Bryan: I found him, he’s dead.
Jean Claude: You found him that way?!…
[sigh]
Jean Claude: Graham, you can’t just run around tearing down Paris..
Bryan: [cuts him off abruptly] Jean Claude, I’ll tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!

————

Saint Clair: Please understand…it was all business. It wasn’t personal.
Bryan: It was all personal to me.
[unloads gun into Saint Clair]

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