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Posted on February 23rd, 2009 - 0 comments
Some Ways the 81st Academy Awartds Could Have Been Better: Instead of Robert Deniro, Michael Douglas and all those other “Best Actor” award winners Roberto Benigni should have given a speech about each nominated actor. It might have been something like “Wow! Look at Sean Penn! Wow! Look at You. I love you. I kiss your Face.” Loki (Mickey Rourke’s Dog) should have been added to the “In Memorium” Salute. Hugh Jackman should have used his Wolverine Claws at least once. Christian Bale should have Presented Best Director of Photography The word Jai Hole should have been said at least 15 more times. They should have added an award for Best Hat, because Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have one that hands down. Madea and Big Momma could have presented the Award for Best Costumes. We could have seen the edited footage from the technical awards where each winner tried to dry hump Jessica Beil.

Some Ways the 81st Academy Awartds Could Have Been Better:

Instead of Robert Deniro, Michael Douglas and all those other “Best Actor” award winners Roberto Benigni should have given a speech about each nominated actor. It might have been something like “Wow! Look at Sean Penn! Wow! Look at You. I love you. I kiss your Face.”

Loki (Mickey Rourke’s Dog) should have been added to the “In Memorium” Salute.

Hugh Jackman should have used his Wolverine Claws at least once.

Christian Bale should have Presented Best Director of Photography

The word Jai Hole should have been said at least 15 more times.

They should have added an award for Best Hat, because Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have one that hands down.

Madea and Big Momma could have presented the Award for Best Costumes.

We could have seen the edited footage from the technical awards where each winner tried to dry hump Jessica Beil.

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