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BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES of 2008 (Day 2)
Kid in Lobster Costume.
What better way to say, “responsible parenting” then dressing your kid up like a little crustacean and putting him in a pot and pretending like at the end of the party you and your friends might eat him.
This costume is a lot of fun for the 1st five minutes then your realize, I’m carrying a 10pd kid in a steel pot, not exactly as ergonomic as a baby bjorn.
Don’t worry if you’re kid can’t fit in the pot, just smush him in there till he sticks.

BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES of 2008 (Day 2)

Kid in Lobster Costume.

What better way to say, “responsible parenting” then dressing your kid up like a little crustacean and putting him in a pot and pretending like at the end of the party you and your friends might eat him.

This costume is a lot of fun for the 1st five minutes then your realize, I’m carrying a 10pd kid in a steel pot, not exactly as ergonomic as a baby bjorn.

Don’t worry if you’re kid can’t fit in the pot, just smush him in there till he sticks.

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