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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I'm not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I'm in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th).

The Hills’ Have Paychecks…..
Defamer leaked the salaries of the cast of THE HILLS, now you can finally understand why we hang around with them…
1.) LC $75,000 per episode ($1.50 million a year)
2.) Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
3.) Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
4.) Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 annually)
5.) Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per season)
6.) Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 a year)
7.) Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 for The Hills Season 4)
8.) Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 for The Hills Season 4)
Sadly none of them make more money than Angus T. Jones the kid from 2 and 1/2 men, He makes 15 million an episode.
(FYI: Human Giant still opts to get paid by MTVĀ in shiny jewels and hamburgers.)
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