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Posted on June 20th, 2008 - 0 comments
Movie Reviewers are having a field day with the “THE LOVE GURU”, which currently has a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. I haven’t seen the movie but these reviews are the funniest I’ve ever read. Here are some of favorite ones…. Myers shamelessly steals from himself. -Philadelphia Daily News An oh-my-God-level disaster that’ll make you wonder if Hollywood actually hates us. - Time Out New York At 88 minutes, The Love Guru would have benefited from a trim of roughly 80 minutes. - NY POST Myers has his head in the toilet more than a Florida State University freshman co-ed during homecoming weekend. - Waffle Movies The feeling you derive from this dud is comparable to swallowing a bottle of bulky Viagra pills while nursing an inflamed strep throat. - MOVIE EYE Somewhere, sitting in a room cluttered with Mr. Pibb cans and half-consumed bags of Funyuns is the adolescent writing staff responsible for The Love Guru - FILM CRITIC.com This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I’ve ever spent outside a hospital waiting room - SLATE Hello, police? I’d like to report a mugging. Oh, it was horrible, horrible! Yes, I’m safe now. The mugging took place in a movie theatre, but I fear the mugger will strike again! - Groucho Reviews More painful than sitting next to an Austin Powers impersonator during a 12-hour flight. - METROMIX “The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again. - NEW YORK TIMES

Movie Reviewers are having a field day with the “THE LOVE GURU”, which currently has a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. I haven’t seen the movie but these reviews are the funniest I’ve ever read.

Here are some of favorite ones….

Myers shamelessly steals from himself. -Philadelphia Daily News

An oh-my-God-level disaster that’ll make you wonder if Hollywood actually hates us. - Time Out New York

At 88 minutes, The Love Guru would have benefited from a trim of roughly 80 minutes. - NY POST

Myers has his head in the toilet more than a Florida State University freshman co-ed during homecoming weekend. - Waffle Movies

The feeling you derive from this dud is comparable to swallowing a bottle of bulky Viagra pills while nursing an inflamed strep throat. - MOVIE EYE

Somewhere, sitting in a room cluttered with Mr. Pibb cans and half-consumed bags of Funyuns is the adolescent writing staff responsible for The Love Guru - FILM CRITIC.com

This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I’ve ever spent outside a hospital waiting room - SLATE

Hello, police? I’d like to report a mugging. Oh, it was horrible, horrible! Yes, I’m safe now. The mugging took place in a movie theatre, but I fear the mugger will strike again! - Groucho Reviews

More painful than sitting next to an Austin Powers impersonator during a 12-hour flight. - METROMIX

“The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again. - NEW YORK TIMES

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