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My Observations of BONNARO 2008 - Day 2 (Saturday)

1.) Starting a show 2 hours later than scheduled proves my point that Kanye West’s “Glow in the Dark” Tour is better in the dark and at sunrise (where it is light)

2.) After a 25 minute vulgarity filled stump speech for John McCain, B.B. King promises that if McCain isn’t elected President he’ll kill himself (and Lucille!) at next year’s Bonnaroo.

3.) Lupe Fiasco postpones show to ride the Ferris Wheel a record of 23 times.

4.) Ben Folds Fucks his piano.

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