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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website and it's the only place to find all the information you need about handjobs. You can currently see me on the FX show The League as Andre and on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on Adult Swim. Listen to my Podcast HOW DID THIS GET MADE on Earwolf.com

If [my daughters] bring a little group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, ‘Dude, what’s your name?’ And he says, ‘Uh, Cinjun.’ I say, ‘Cinjun, you’re in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters, I’m coming to you first, and then I’m going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you’ll be last.’” —Bruce Willis [Men’s Journal via Fark]
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