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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I'm not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I'm in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th).

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Posted on May 20th, 2008 - 0 comments
The following are some things that Al Jarreau a seven-time Grammy Award winner, and singer of the Moonlighting Theme, said to me that really made me uncomfortable… 1.) Sometimes, I pretend like I’m Samantha from Sex in the City, I put on a dress and try to pick up hot dudes.  2.)  If someone tried to “flip my house”, I slap them until they bled brains. 3.) Imagine if the Incredible Hulk got a boner…Think about it. Seriously. Close your eyes and think about that huge green boner. 4.) There are 2 types of people in this world people who get what the Nazi’s did and those that complain about it. Guess which side I’m on?  5.) The Best Al Pacino movie, I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen every one, is “88 Minutes”.  6.) All I need are 3 things, a brick, Al Gore and an alibi. 

The following are some things that Al Jarreau a seven-time Grammy Award winner, and singer of the Moonlighting Theme, said to me that really made me uncomfortable…

1.) Sometimes, I pretend like I’m Samantha from Sex in the City, I put on a dress and try to pick up hot dudes. 

2.)  If someone tried to “flip my house”, I slap them until they bled brains.

3.) Imagine if the Incredible Hulk got a boner…Think about it. Seriously. Close your eyes and think about that huge green boner.

4.) There are 2 types of people in this world people who get what the Nazi’s did and those that complain about it. Guess which side I’m on? 

5.) The Best Al Pacino movie, I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen every one, is “88 Minutes”. 

6.) All I need are 3 things, a brick, Al Gore and an alibi. 

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