About



Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website and it's the only place to find all the information you need about handjobs. You can currently see me on the FX show The League as Andre and on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on Adult Swim. Listen to my Podcast HOW DID THIS GET MADE on Earwolf.com

Posted on May 13th, 2008 - 0 comments
I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle.  This one is a condolence card. The inside reads…“I’m deeply sorry your friend was shot in the head with a metal poker. On the plus side I hear he’s going to shipped to an Arby’s in San Diego. Yummy!” (The fact that I eat meat is making it really tough to write these cards and sound like I mean it.)

I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle.  This one is a condolence card. The inside reads…

“I’m deeply sorry your friend was shot in the head with a metal poker. On the plus side I hear he’s going to shipped to an Arby’s in San Diego. Yummy!”

(The fact that I eat meat is making it really tough to write these cards and sound like I mean it.)

blog comments powered by Disqus