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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I'm not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I'm in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th).

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Posted on May 13th, 2008 - 0 comments
I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle.  This one is a condolence card. The inside reads… “I’m deeply sorry your friend was shot in the head with a metal poker. On the plus side I hear he’s going to shipped to an Arby’s in San Diego. Yummy!” (The fact that I eat meat is making it really tough to write these cards and sound like I mean it.)

I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle.  This one is a condolence card. The inside reads…

“I’m deeply sorry your friend was shot in the head with a metal poker. On the plus side I hear he’s going to shipped to an Arby’s in San Diego. Yummy!”

(The fact that I eat meat is making it really tough to write these cards and sound like I mean it.)

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