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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see it here on my reel. Currently I'm planning on robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents but in the meantime you can see my in the HBO Series Funny or Die Presents that starts on 2/19

Posted on May 13th, 2008 - 0 comments
I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle.  This one is a condolence card. The inside reads… “I’m deeply sorry your friend was shot in the head with a metal poker. On the plus side I hear he’s going to shipped to an Arby’s in San Diego. Yummy!” (The fact that I eat meat is making it really tough to write these cards and sound like I mean it.)

I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle.  This one is a condolence card. The inside reads…

“I’m deeply sorry your friend was shot in the head with a metal poker. On the plus side I hear he’s going to shipped to an Arby’s in San Diego. Yummy!”

(The fact that I eat meat is making it really tough to write these cards and sound like I mean it.)

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