May 13 2008
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I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle. This one is a condolence card. The inside reads…
“I’m deeply sorry your friend was shot in the head with a metal poker. On the plus side I hear he’s going to shipped to an Arby’s in San Diego. Yummy!”
(The fact that I eat meat is making it really tough to write these cards and sound like I mean it.)