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My Grandma Reviews My Performance on 30 Rock

Posted on May 9th, 2008 - 0 comments
  • Grandma: I saw "The Rock."
  • Me: Oh Cool. Did you like it?
  • Grandma: I thought it was very good. You used your face very well.
  • Me: Thanks?!
  • Grandma: Oh yes, actors always have to always use their faces. Remember that Paul, that's where people look when they watch TV, at the faces.
  • Me: Right.
  • Grandma: I liked this part a lot, it was VERY dramatic.
  • Me: It's supposed to be funny.
  • Grandma: Yes, it was, but it had a lot of drama too. The other show you do is just you acting like a goofball.
  • Me: Well, that show isn't supposed to be dramatic.
  • Grandma: Mm, I guess. Let me ask you a question, did you do your own running for this part?
  • Me: That wasn't me, that was the other guy, in the page uniform, Jack (McBrayer)
  • Grandma: No, that was you running at the end.
  • Me: Nope. remember I got shot in the leg.
  • Grandma: Right. Well that guy who was running was very good too. Is Alec Baldwin tall?
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