About

Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I'm not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I'm in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th).

Follow paulscheer on Twitter

Posted on May 8th, 2008 - 0 comments
Buy the Sleepless in Seattle Houseboat! If you have an extra 2.5 Mill burning a hole in your pocket, then this is the deal for you. If you are the lucky purchaser of this HOUSEBOAT. Let me tell you how every interaction at your new house boat would go GUEST: Sorry I was late, I had a hard time finding your place. I didn’t realize when you said you lived on the water, that you actually meant ON THE WATER. YOU: Haha, yeah, that happens. Here’s a fun fact, did you know this is actually the same houseboat they used in Sleepless in Seattle? GUEST: (Awkward Pause-Forced Smile and Head Nod) YOU: Pretty Neat, right? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan…Together again. GUEST: (Awkward Pause) YOU: Only 2.5 Million Bucks. GUEST: (Beat) Right, this was a mistake. I’m going to go now. You seem like a crazy person. YOU:Haha, you wouldn’t be the first person to say that. Guest Runs away. You look in a mirror and a single tear falls down your face. THE END!

Buy the Sleepless in Seattle Houseboat!

If you have an extra 2.5 Mill burning a hole in your pocket, then this is the deal for you.

If you are the lucky purchaser of this HOUSEBOAT. Let me tell you how every interaction at your new house boat would go

GUEST: Sorry I was late, I had a hard time finding your place. I didn’t realize when you said you lived on the water, that you actually meant ON THE WATER.

YOU: Haha, yeah, that happens. Here’s a fun fact, did you know this is actually the same houseboat they used in Sleepless in Seattle?

GUEST: (Awkward Pause-Forced Smile and Head Nod)

YOU: Pretty Neat, right? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan…Together again.

GUEST: (Awkward Pause)

YOU: Only 2.5 Million Bucks.

GUEST: (Beat) Right, this was a mistake. I’m going to go now. You seem like a crazy person.

YOU:Haha, you wouldn’t be the first person to say that.

Guest Runs away.

You look in a mirror and a single tear falls down your face.

THE END!

blog comments powered by Disqus