Buy the Sleepless in Seattle Houseboat!
If you have an extra 2.5 Mill burning a hole in your pocket, then this is the deal for you.
If you are the lucky purchaser of this HOUSEBOAT. Let me tell you how every interaction at your new house boat would go
GUEST: Sorry I was late, I had a hard time finding your place. I didn’t realize when you said you lived on the water, that you actually meant ON THE WATER.
YOU: Haha, yeah, that happens. Here’s a fun fact, did you know this is actually the same houseboat they used in Sleepless in Seattle?
GUEST: (Awkward Pause-Forced Smile and Head Nod)
YOU: Pretty Neat, right? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan…Together again.
GUEST: (Awkward Pause)
YOU: Only 2.5 Million Bucks.
GUEST: (Beat) Right, this was a mistake. I’m going to go now. You seem like a crazy person.
YOU:Haha, you wouldn’t be the first person to say that.
Guest Runs away.
You look in a mirror and a single tear falls down your face.
THE END!