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Hi, I'm Paul. I'm an actor and comedian who lives LA. Don't believe me? Check out my reel. I live my life according to the tenants established in the Bob Seger song "Shakedown." I also strongly believe the film "Point Break is a NOT a work of fiction. This is my website.

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Something Tells Me if You are Wearing this Shirt, You Aren’t buying much of anything..But alas I am wrong! 
Take a look at this testimonial from Money Magnet T-Shirts. 
I was wearing that exact t-shirt that you see above. You know, the ugly, bright yellow looking thing. I didn’t really expect anyone to notice the shirt, much less approach me (Paul’s note: REALLY!). Boy, was I wrong. So after throwing on the shirt, I headed to the mall with my wife, who was thoroughly embarrassed. As we proceeded to stroll along our merry way, a strange thing happened. People, one after another, kept staring at my shirt. I guess they found it amusing (Paul’s Note: Doubt it). One guy found it so amusing that he approached me. I was expecting a smart-ass comment, but to my surprise, he told me that he has a house he’s been renting out and has just gotten tired of dealing with the tenants — a typical burnt-out landlord. We continued our discussion about his real estate property, and I told him how I could help take that house off his hands. To make a long story short, he was motivated to sell, and I was motivated to buy (of course, only at a discounted “motivated seller” price) — a win-win situation if you ask me. And to think that I got this lead by simply wearing this ugly t-shirt. 					
I’m going to start wearing a T-shirt that says, “I Love Free Pancakes” (imagine the pancake possibilities especially in this eater’s market)

Something Tells Me if You are Wearing this Shirt, You Aren’t buying much of anything..But alas I am wrong!

Take a look at this testimonial from Money Magnet T-Shirts.

I was wearing that exact t-shirt that you see above. You know, the ugly, bright yellow looking thing. I didn’t really expect anyone to notice the shirt, much less approach me (Paul’s note: REALLY!). Boy, was I wrong. So after throwing on the shirt, I headed to the mall with my wife, who was thoroughly embarrassed. As we proceeded to stroll along our merry way, a strange thing happened. People, one after another, kept staring at my shirt. I guess they found it amusing (Paul’s Note: Doubt it). One guy found it so amusing that he approached me. I was expecting a smart-ass comment, but to my surprise, he told me that he has a house he’s been renting out and has just gotten tired of dealing with the tenants — a typical burnt-out landlord. We continued our discussion about his real estate property, and I told him how I could help take that house off his hands. To make a long story short, he was motivated to sell, and I was motivated to buy (of course, only at a discounted “motivated seller” price) — a win-win situation if you ask me. And to think that I got this lead by simply wearing this ugly t-shirt.

I’m going to start wearing a T-shirt that says, “I Love Free Pancakes” (imagine the pancake possibilities especially in this eater’s market)

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