Jan 31 2008
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Which one is Paul and Which one is Justin Timberlake? A Handy Guide to Telling us Apart
Today, Jan 31st, Justin Timberlake and I share a birthday. It’s a day I normally dread because it creates so much confusion. I can’t tell you how people come up to me and are like, “Happy Birthday Justin!” UGH! Interactons like these always lead to a moment of embarrassment when I’m forced to explain to that person that I’m not him. I’m not Justin Timbrlake. I’m sure JT’s dealing with the same thing today too. Anyway I created this handy guide to help you spot the differences.
- In 1993 Justin Timberlake joined the Mickey Mouse Club. In 1993 I officially joined the Mrs Doubtfire Fan Club. While membership is small, we all still share a love of vaccuming to Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady.”
- Justin was apart of the famous boy band N’Sync. My boy band was “Slappy Joes” was less well recieved. However our most popular song. “Wait. Stop. Go. My Body is a Traffic Light” is a huge dance hit in scertain areas of Bulgaria.
- Justin Timberlake has been romantically linked to Cameron Diaz, where as I own Charlie Angeles 2: Full Throttle on HD DVD.
- Justin Timberlake gained acclaimed with the hit “Dick in a Box”, were as I once exposed myself to former New York City Mayor Ed Koch (sans box)