Get ready for Steve Martin’s THE JERK: The TV Show. Wow, I never knew this existed.

From Premium Hollywood

“The Jerk” (“The Jerk, Too,” 1984) – When NBC wanted to bring “The Jerk” to television and Steve Martin was too busy making movies, they opted for…Mark Blankfield? Wow, the dude from “Fridays”? Really…? There’s only one website which offers anything approximating a legitimate review of the TV movie which was intended to serve as the springboard for the series, and given that the site is called “The World of Mr. Satanism: Video Picks for Perverts,” it might be wise to take the opinions with a grain of salt, but for some reason, I find it surprisingly easy to accept the accuracy of their suggestion that “watching this movie is like stepping in dog shit. With your mouth.”