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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website and it's the only place to find all the information you need about handjobs. You can currently see me on the FX show The League as Andre and on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on Adult Swim. Listen to my Podcast HOW DID THIS GET MADE on Earwolf.com

Sappity Tappity: The Drunk English Pine Tree

Watch it and learn all about Gun Safety w/Sappity Tappity, Weird Al & Dave Koechner

This is one my favorite lie bits we did at the Critic Choice Awards. 

In Memoriam 2011

We celebrate all the great deaths from cinema this year.

folkinz.: Quentin Tarantino’s Favorite (and worst) Films of 2011

folkinz:

Quentin Tarantino’s official Top 11 of 2011

  1. Midnight In Paris
  2. Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
  3. Moneyball
  4. The Skin I Live In
  5. X-Men: First Class
  6. Young Adult
  7. Attack The Block
  8. Red State
  9. Warrior
  10. The Artist / Our Idiot Brother (tie)
  11. The Three Musketeers

Others considered in no…

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OUR CCMA Understudies:  Lil Paul and Lil Rob

Thanks for watching the CCMA’s last Night it was a very emotional night for Rob & I

Thanks for watching the CCMA’s last Night it was a very emotional night for Rob & I

One hour to go #ccma View more Paul Scheer on WhoSay

A Sneak Preview of Critics Choice Awards 

An Interview w/ War Horse 

w/ Michael Cera & Jay Johnston

MADE SOME FRIENDS! 

MADE SOME FRIENDS! 

dustinmartian:

Image of the Day: 1st Kepler “Search for Extraterestrial Intelligence” (SETI) Signals Received  The image above shows the radio signal detected by the 100-meter Green Bank Telescope in West Virginia while scanning the exoplanetary candidate KOI 817 discovered by the Kepler mission. This is the kind of signal SETI scientists would expect to find if an alien civilization is transmitting.   “We’ve started searching our Kepler SETI observations and our analyses have generated some of our first candidate signals, which areundoubtedly examples of terrestrial radio frequency interference (RFI),” scientists of the University of California, Berkeley announced on Friday.The detection of these artificial signal provides the UC Berkeley SETI team with a great opportunity to understand the kind of artificial signals they hope to eventually discover…  Click the picture to read the article. Huge breakthrough.

dustinmartian:

Image of the Day: 1st Kepler “Search for Extraterestrial Intelligence” (SETI) Signals Received
The image above shows the radio signal detected by the 100-meter Green Bank Telescope in West Virginia while scanning the exoplanetary candidate KOI 817 discovered by the Kepler mission. This is the kind of signal SETI scientists would expect to find if an alien civilization is transmitting.
“We’ve started searching our Kepler SETI observations and our analyses have generated some of our first candidate signals, which areundoubtedly examples of terrestrial radio frequency interference (RFI),” scientists of the University of California, Berkeley announced on Friday.The detection of these artificial signal provides the UC Berkeley SETI team with a great opportunity to understand the kind of artificial signals they hope to eventually discover…
Click the picture to read the article. Huge breakthrough.

If you need a chuckle, I suggest you read Jon Glaser's wikipedia page where it lists all his Late Night characters.

comedynerdsunited:

This also works for Brian McCann!

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