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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see it here on my reel. Currently I'm planning on robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents but in the meantime you can see my in the HBO Series Funny or Die Presents that starts on 2/19

Posted on August 18th, 2009 - 0 comments
Dogs Sniffing Celebrities: A Photo Gallery (via velveteens funstuff)

Dogs Sniffing Celebrities: A Photo Gallery

(via velveteens funstuff)

Posted on August 17th, 2009 - 0 comments

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CHEVY CHASE TALK SHOW

This should be watched once or twice a year at the most.

You’re doing it so right it’s wrong, Chevy.

It’s like every single element was rigorously tested for maximum dignity loss.

What I would give for a official T-Shirt

Posted on August 15th, 2009 - 0 comments
The Feud between DAMONCARLTONANDAPOLARBEAR.COM and RONIE MIDFEW FINE ARTS has been settled. Make Sure to Log On to DAMONCARLTONANDAPOLARBEAR.COM Tonight at Midnight (PST) we launch Phase 2

The Feud between DAMONCARLTONANDAPOLARBEAR.COM and RONIE MIDFEW FINE ARTS has been settled.

Make Sure to Log On to DAMONCARLTONANDAPOLARBEAR.COM Tonight at Midnight (PST) we launch Phase 2

Posted on August 15th, 2009 - 0 comments

YEAH DAMON!

11 yr old news reporter DAMON WEAVER finally got his interview with BARACK OBAMA.

Posted on August 15th, 2009 - 0 comments
My Favorite DCM SHOW: YODA HOT TUB

My Favorite DCM SHOW: YODA HOT TUB

Posted on August 14th, 2009 - 0 comments
The 11th DEL CLOSE MARATHON takes place in NYC THIS WEEKEND- HERE’S MY SCHEDULE…. FRIDAY 6:00PM FACEBOOK (UCB THEATER) 8:30PM 30 ROCK-Prov (Kate Murphy Theater) 11:30PM RESPECTO MONTALBAN REUNION (Kate Murphy Theater) LATE FRIDAY/ EARLY SATURDAY 1:45AM DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY: XXX (UCB THEATER) 3:30AM N.Y. METS IMPROV SHOW (UCB THEATER) 4:15AM D2: DICEMAN RETURN: ANDREW DICE CLAY IMPROV (UCB THEATER) 4:30AM TO CATCH A PREDATOR (UCB THEATER) SATURDAY NIGHT 7:30PM BRUCKHEIMER (HUDSON GUILD 441 West 26th Street) 10:00PM SCHEER-McBRAYER (Kate Murphy Theater) LATE SATURDAY/EARLY SUNDAY 12:30AM BENSON INTERRUPTION (UCB THEATER) 2:00AM  MATCH GAME ‘76 (UCB THEATER) - READ ABOUT LAST YEAR HERE 3:15AM Cosby-Prov SUNDAY PROPER 3:30 SCHEER-McBRAYER (UCB THEATER) 8PM ASSCATT (Ampitheater) CLICK HERE FOR THE COMPLETE SCHEDULE & TICKET INFO

The 11th DEL CLOSE MARATHON takes place in NYC THIS WEEKEND- HERE’S MY SCHEDULE….

FRIDAY 6:00PM FACEBOOK (UCB THEATER)

8:30PM 30 ROCK-Prov (Kate Murphy Theater)

11:30PM RESPECTO MONTALBAN REUNION (Kate Murphy Theater)

LATE FRIDAY/ EARLY SATURDAY

1:45AM DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY: XXX (UCB THEATER)

3:30AM N.Y. METS IMPROV SHOW (UCB THEATER)

4:15AM D2: DICEMAN RETURN: ANDREW DICE CLAY IMPROV (UCB THEATER)

4:30AM TO CATCH A PREDATOR (UCB THEATER)

SATURDAY NIGHT

7:30PM BRUCKHEIMER (HUDSON GUILD 441 West 26th Street)

10:00PM SCHEER-McBRAYER (Kate Murphy Theater)

LATE SATURDAY/EARLY SUNDAY

12:30AM BENSON INTERRUPTION (UCB THEATER)

2:00AM  MATCH GAME ‘76 (UCB THEATER) - READ ABOUT LAST YEAR HERE

3:15AM Cosby-Prov

SUNDAY PROPER

3:30 SCHEER-McBRAYER (UCB THEATER)

8PM ASSCATT (Ampitheater)

CLICK HERE FOR THE COMPLETE SCHEDULE & TICKET INFO

20 Questions about LOST

Posted on August 13th, 2009 - 0 comments

I did 20 Questions with Howey Davenport at TV Overmind about LOST

H: What’s your favorite item on the Mr. Cluck’s menu?
P: I don’t eat at Mr. Cluck after I saw SuperCluck Me.
H: If Mr. Eko was a frontman for a rap group, which would it be?
P: Positive K.
H: Would you advise Rose and Bernard to leave the island?
P: No because I owe them money.
H: Is Ben good or bad?
P: Ben is neither. He’s like the island’s Simon Cowell. He just says what you need to hear.

READ THE REST HERE


Posted on August 13th, 2009 - 0 comments
THINK BEFORE YOU UPDATE YOUR STATUS

THINK BEFORE YOU UPDATE YOUR STATUS

Posted on August 11th, 2009 - 0 comments

This is Awesome!

“Rich Dicks” is like if “The Hills” did coke with Brody Jenner while Kim Kardashian sat in the same room watching Real Housewives of Atlanta

Posted on August 10th, 2009 - 0 comments
PEE WEE RETURNS Pee-wee Herman, the ’80s television man-child icon, is returning to the spotlight. “The Pee-wee Herman Show,” starring Paul Reubens, will have a limited engagement run from Nov. 19 to 29 at the Music Box @ Fonda in Hollywood. “I’ve put part of him away for a long time but part of him has always been here with me,” the soft-spoken actor said in an interview today. “I think it will be like riding a bike — which is not a bad analogy for Pee-wee, by the way.” The new stage production is a “re-imagined” version of Herman’s past theatrical outings. The new production will feature Pee-wee regulars, including Miss Yvonne, Mailman Mike, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Audiences can also count on appearances by Pee-wee’s talking chair, Chairry, and his friend Pterri, the pterodactyl.

PEE WEE RETURNS

Pee-wee Herman, the ’80s television man-child icon, is returning to the spotlight. “The Pee-wee Herman Show,” starring Paul Reubens, will have a limited engagement run from Nov. 19 to 29 at the Music Box @ Fonda in Hollywood.


“I’ve put part of him away for a long time but part of him has always been here with me,” the soft-spoken actor said in an interview today. “I think it will be like riding a bike — which is not a bad analogy for Pee-wee, by the way.”

The new stage production is a “re-imagined” version of Herman’s past theatrical outings. The new production will feature Pee-wee regulars, including Miss Yvonne, Mailman Mike, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Audiences can also count on appearances by Pee-wee’s talking chair, Chairry, and his friend Pterri, the pterodactyl.