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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I'm not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I'm in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th).

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Posted on August 21st, 2010 - 0 comments

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Aja understands that in America’s capitalistic society, the chief object of consumer desire and fetishizing is female flesh, itself. By thereby ‘incorporating’ into his film such pre-commodified females as Kelly Brooke (ooh-la-la!), Riley Steele, Ashlynn Brooke, et al as objects of ‘consumer’ desire in his film, Aja boldly poses the question: who are the ‘real’ consumers depicted in Piranha 3D? Are ‘we’ ourselves the piranhas here? And if so, what does this say about the state of deconstructive, post-capitalist feminism (i.e., whose ‘asses’ are being hung out to dry here?)

Rampant Consumerism: A Marxist Reading of Piranha 3D (See…it’s a very deep movie)

Posted on August 20th, 2010 - 0 comments

About a year ago I went to Lake Havasu, Arizona to shoot a little independent movie that told of the struggles of a small town sheriff, her family, and a shitload of Piranha. Oh and it’s in 3D too.

PIRANHA 3D comes out today and it’s even more insane, funny, and bloody then I could have imagined. It’s everything you hoped SNAKES ON A PLANE was but wasn’t.

See the film some are calling the CITIZEN KANE of 3D PIRANHA movies.

Definitely go check it out this weekend, I guarantee that you will laugh, scream, cheer and be like, “WTF am I watching!”

When you go, Here are My Rules for Watching Piranha 3D

Applaud every time Christopher Lloyd comes on Screen.
High Five the person next to you every time you see boobs.
Whenever Ving Rhames does something bad ass yell, “Fuck Yeah Ving!”
Throw Swedish Fish at the Screen every time someone dies…with 500 deaths it’s going to be tough, bring multiple bags. (Gummy Bears also work)
Dance along with the underwater naked 3D ballet. (Yes, this movie has one of those)
Do a Shot of an alcoholic beverage (which you snuck in) every time a character in the movie drinks.
If you see a CGI penis exclaim “IT ATE HIS PENIS”
Fill the movie theater with water for the last 20 minutes of the movie and have your own spring break.