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Feb 08 2008

Insane Celebrities...Randy Quaid Edition.

So apparently Randy Quaid was Banned From Actors Equity and charged 80K for his behavior during the rehearsal of a new musical, here are the charges…

 
* Quaid hit an actor on the back of the head four times during performances. When the stage manager told him to stop, he smacked the actor again.

* Another actor was warned that if he made direct eye contact with Quaid onstage, he’d be fired.

Then according to Gothamist…

“Quaid says the actors are part of a “pinko-commie organization” trying to destroy him. And it gets even better: Sources tell TMZ that Quaid’s wife Evi turned up at the Equity hearing for Quaid and “berated several Equity staff members, including a 76-year-old receptionist whom she allegedly kicked in the shins, drawing blood.” Evi says Equity staffers broke her finger while trying to bar her from the meeting; others say she was a screaming lunatic raving about a “Nazi plot” against her husband.”

Wow! This is Awesome. It’s like his character from National Lampoon’s Vacation came to life.

Check out FilmDrunk for the Full Details 

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Feb 07 2008
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Ghostbusters, Teleportation, and the Lawnmower Man: Theories about Lost 4x02

I don’t have a theory about the Ghostbuster, I just was psyched that that this epiode had one.  

Why did Ben Shoot Charlotte?

Doc Artz has the best Theory of the Episode—

“My suspicion: Charlotte is one of Ben’s operatives. But wait a minute, you say, Ben shot her! Well, yes. He shot her directly in the bullet proof vest he knew she’d be wearing. He got two shots off, he probably could have easily gotten a head shot had he wanted. I think teleporting that bear was part of an “Others” post Dharma experiment and Charlotte was the field agent checking the results. “

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Now based on that here’s my theory about that Polar Bear. I think it ended up in Tunisia through Teleportation. The collar is from the Hydra Island Station and maybe Ben and Charlotte were working together on that research. Charlotte knew exactly where to look for that collar and was psyched to find it and not suprised or confused by the symbol. Which would feed into the above theory.

So if that’s true, maybe Charlie did the same thing when he visited Hurley in the Mental Hospital. Maybe they go back in time stop Charlie’s death and now he becomes like that dude on Quantum Leap, jumping around and saving his friends…I smell a Hurley/Charlie Spinoff.

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LOST THEORY - 2 - “Eko Long Shot”

Here is a crazy theory that lostcubit.net is theorizing. They think that the kid in the picture is a childhood version of Eko. That doesn’t make any sense, but it is weird that the same picture was posted in the house 3x in 3 different frames. Maybe Eko is hauting drug dealer’s house in an attempt to further purge himself of his sins or maybe the prop department got lazy. You be the judge.

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LOST THEORY - 3 - “The Ben Picture”

Why is Ben going through Airport Security? I thought he never left the island! LIAR!

Also where did he get that awesome vest? Ben definitively disproves the theory that you only can wear your white vest to the disco. Nope they are good anywhere. Now a lot of people are saying that that this picture was taken in the 70’s and Ben hasn’t aged since then, but I don’t think they had awesome computer monitors like that in airports in the 70’s. Back then there was no security. You’d just board with a glass of gin and be done with it.

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I was unpacking last week and I realized, “Wow I have too many Fucking DVDS!” 

The worst part is some of them were unopened. When will I finally admit to myself that I’ll never watch the unrated version of Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle or that buying every season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (7 Seasons) and Angel (5 Seasons) might have been a waste of money. 

I guess the answer is…Never! 

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I’m addicted to this guy…”I’m Asking You for a Favor”
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New Tour Date!

Our first two LA shows sold out, so we added a third one:

Feb 23 - Los Angeles - UCB-LA - Order Tickets

Also, tickets for the Portland show at Aladdin Theatre are now available here. The pre-sale password is MTV.

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Feb 04 2008

HUMAN GIANT IS GOING LIVE ON TOUR!

Hey everyone, in celebration of the premiere of our second season March 11th on MTV and our first season being released on DVD - Human Giant will be appearing LIVE across the country. Please join us for a special evening of live comedy and a screening of some new videos from Season 2.

Tickets are available online now! Order Season 1 on DVD Today!

Feb 18 - Telluride Comedy Festival - Order Tickets Online

Feb 22 - Los Angeles - UCB-LA - Order Tickets Online

Feb 23 - Los Angeles - UCB-LA - Order Tickets Online

Feb 28 - San Fran - NoisePop Festival @ Mezzanine - Ticket Info

Mar 1 - Seattle - The Triple Door - Order Tickets

Mar 2 - Portland - Aladdin Theatre - Order Tickets

Mar 5 - DC - The Black Cat - Order Tickets

Mar 6 - Philadelphia - North Star - Order Tickets

Mar 12 - Cambridge, MA - The Middle East - Order Tickets

Mar 13 - Brooklyn - Music Hall of Williamsburg - Order Tickets

Mar 14 - SXSW Comedy Showcase (more info coming soon!)

Mar 15 - Mess with Texas 2 (more info coming soon!)

Season 2 Premieres March 11th - Check Production Blog

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Feb 03 2008
Forget about her shitty job. Her Breast just exploded!
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When I saw this poster I laughed outloud. I think this is the best title for a movie ever. Check out the trailer if you dare
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