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Ghostbusters, Teleportation, and the Lawnmower Man: Theories about Lost 4x02

I don’t have a theory about the Ghostbuster, I just was psyched that that this epiode had one.  

Why did Ben Shoot Charlotte?

Doc Artz has the best Theory of the Episode—

“My suspicion: Charlotte is one of Ben’s operatives. But wait a minute, you say, Ben shot her! Well, yes. He shot her directly in the bullet proof vest he knew she’d be wearing. He got two shots off, he probably could have easily gotten a head shot had he wanted. I think teleporting that bear was part of an “Others” post Dharma experiment and Charlotte was the field agent checking the results. “

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Now based on that here’s my theory about that Polar Bear. I think it ended up in Tunisia through Teleportation. The collar is from the Hydra Island Station and maybe Ben and Charlotte were working together on that research. Charlotte knew exactly where to look for that collar and was psyched to find it and not suprised or confused by the symbol. Which would feed into the above theory.

So if that’s true, maybe Charlie did the same thing when he visited Hurley in the Mental Hospital. Maybe they go back in time stop Charlie’s death and now he becomes like that dude on Quantum Leap, jumping around and saving his friends…I smell a Hurley/Charlie Spinoff.

LOST THEORY - 2 - “Eko Long Shot”

Here is a crazy theory that lostcubit.net is theorizing. They think that the kid in the picture is a childhood version of Eko. That doesn’t make any sense, but it is weird that the same picture was posted in the house 3x in 3 different frames. Maybe Eko is hauting drug dealer’s house in an attempt to further purge himself of his sins or maybe the prop department got lazy. You be the judge.

LOST THEORY - 3 - “The Ben Picture”

Why is Ben going through Airport Security? I thought he never left the island! LIAR!

Also where did he get that awesome vest? Ben definitively disproves the theory that you only can wear your white vest to the disco. Nope they are good anywhere. Now a lot of people are saying that that this picture was taken in the 70’s and Ben hasn’t aged since then, but I don’t think they had awesome computer monitors like that in airports in the 70’s. Back then there was no security. You’d just board with a glass of gin and be done with it.

I was unpacking last week and I realized, “Wow I have too many Fucking DVDS!” 

The worst part is some of them were unopened. When will I finally admit to myself that I’ll never watch the unrated version of Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle or that buying every season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (7 Seasons) and Angel (5 Seasons) might have been a waste of money. 

I guess the answer is…Never!