About
Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I'm not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I'm in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th).
My standup special Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening debuts tonight at 10/9c on Comedy Central. Watch it and if the ratings are high enough, Comedy Central promised to buy me a monster truck with my face on it.
Also, I will be doing a Q and A on Twitter at 9PM EST. Go to twitter.com/azizansari to ask me a question.
Human Giant (January 17, 2008, Brooklyn, New York)
Ben, Dave, and Al from Three Brothers Carpeting with their Carpet Monkey in happier times. See where it all went wrong.
Way to Eric. This looks Great
“The Big Dog” Trailer
A few months ago, my awesome employers at Funny or Die told me they would like to see me try and branch out and do something longer than your standard 3 to 5 minute sketch. My good friend Charlie Sanders and I got together and wrote a script based on a character he used to do - a down and out regional pizza chain manager named Ron.
We assembled an AMAZING cast including Bob Odenkirk, Nelson Franklin, Rich Sommer, Jessica St. Claire, and Andrew Astor (who you might recognize as Little George Bush from the Little 911 sketch on “Human Giant”).
I don’t have the solid date yet, but I believe we are premiering the short in its entirety on FOD in early March.
Kimmel is just hitting it out of the park in support for Conan.
Watch this amazing, I can’t believe he just said that, appearance on Leno.
It’s more uncomfortable than Arsenio Hall’s Rap Career.
Merrick from AICN and Bloody Disgusting
Have released some bloody set picts from Piranha 3-D
Most of these are from the 500 person Massacre Scene and these are only the tip of the Iceberg.
Comedy Central is doing a HUMAN GIANT MARATHON.
Every episode of Season 1 and Season 2
This is a rare chance to actually see Season 2 which is currently unavailable anywhere else.
LOST TIDBITS
Producers revealed that Harold Perrineau (“Michael”) and Cynthia Watros (“Libby”) will be back on “Lost” for the final season, which debuts Feb. 2.
Re: The premiere:
“The premiere is like — ‘What? Wait. Let me read that again,’” said Jorge Garcia.
“It felt like a finale — that kind of scale,” said Josh Holloway.
“I think i had to read it three times before it made sense,” said Emilie de Ravin.
“Get ready to scratch your heads America!” jokes Lindelof (sort of).
Re: The finale:
— “It would be great to cover my bases and guarantee a shitty ending to ‘Lost,’” Lindelof said. “The worst ending we could possibly provide is the safe ending — the ending that is basically most appealing to most number of people. Yet you can’t take a risk just to take a risk because that’s a betrayal … there is certainly a hope that everybody universally loves the ending. But i don’t think it would be ‘Lost’ if there wasn’t an ongoing and active debate. If I could put on my predicting hat, there’s going to be some that think it’s the worst ending in the history of TV, and on the other end, to balance that out, would be my mom.”
Misc:
— “As i was walking down onto the stage I had an experience that I can’t believe they’re going to let us get away with it” — Lindelof.
— Re: Locke dying, then being taken over by another entity, Terry O’Quinn says he only knew he was now playing a different character a month before the audience. In previous episodes, the script only told the actor, “there’s something about Locke that’s different.”
I’ve seen the message going around to text a number for sending $10 or $5 to Haiti, but I think many will give more with better information.
I know I spend a lot more than $10 just on going out or for delivery on weekends, so I figure I can spare at least that much for disaster relief. Above is a link compiled by MSNBC of the major international charities active in Haiti right now. Do some research, pick a cause, and help as much as you can.
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Me
paul@paulscheer.com
Booking
APA New York,
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