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Hi, I'm Paul. I'm an actor and comedian who lives LA. Don't believe me? Check out my reel. I live my life according to the tenants established in the Bob Seger song "Shakedown." I also strongly believe the film "Point Break is a NOT a work of fiction. This is my website.
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His 2nd favorite movie KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. Again not kidding.
Interesting fact about this kid. His favorite movie is The Patriot. Not kidding.
EAGLE EYED VIEWERS of HANCOCK will recognize this kid from”Mother & Son Movers”
He currently won’t return our phone calls.
via nymag.com
Nothing says that I’m totally fine not being in a relationship or having children; like this Pug Dressed up like a big box of Chinese Take-Out
New James Bond Trailer…I’m excited.
Suck it George Lazenby!
The producers behind the new BATMAN movies have created their own version of the Animatrix. Here’s the the trailer for 6 animated shorts that link BATMAN BEGINS to THE DARK KNIGHT and looks pretty cool, albeit slighty more unrealistic than the Chris Nolan movies.
Man, I can’t wait for the DARK KNIGHT, I’ve been hanging outside Gary Oldman’s House for the last week going through his trash hoping to find some good gossip about what happens to Commisioner Gordon in this newest film.
I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!
Kanye responding to the Bonnaroo controversy on kanYe West : Blog
I thought his show was great, though obviously hurt by the daylight. It would have been nice if he gave some sort of explanation during the show, but whatever. Hopefully, I can catch Glow in the Dark proper sometime soon.
Also Kanye, I know Paul is in that video, please don’t hold that against Rob and myself.
(via azizisbored)
In my defense…That video is PRO KANYE. We are making fun of the Bonnaroo staff or as Kanye calls them “Squid Brains”. So please Kanye don’t abandon me and leave me to die alone on a empty planet with a “stupid computer” like the character you play in the infamous GLOW IN THE DARK SHOW.
I thought the show was solid, just too much light for my taste.
DISASTER MOVIE LITERALLY WORSE THAN AIDS” -FILMDRUNK.com
That Might be an Understatement.
TEAM BERSEN FROM THE FAMILY FEUD.
Are You Seriously Going to Mess With these Guys? You Better not, unless you have a death wish.
TEAM RAVEN SYMONE YOU ARE GOING DOWN!
“51% Motherfucker - 49% Son of a Bitch”
BEST MOVIE TAGLINE EVER
Rob Zombie, You Have Outdone Yourself!
Movie Reviewers are having a field day with the “THE LOVE GURU”, which currently has a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. I haven’t seen the movie but these reviews are the funniest I’ve ever read.
Here are some of favorite ones….
Myers shamelessly steals from himself. -Philadelphia Daily News
An oh-my-God-level disaster that’ll make you wonder if Hollywood actually hates us. - Time Out New York
At 88 minutes, The Love Guru would have benefited from a trim of roughly 80 minutes. - NY POST
Myers has his head in the toilet more than a Florida State University freshman co-ed during homecoming weekend. - Waffle Movies
The feeling you derive from this dud is comparable to swallowing a bottle of bulky Viagra pills while nursing an inflamed strep throat. - MOVIE EYE
Somewhere, sitting in a room cluttered with Mr. Pibb cans and half-consumed bags of Funyuns is the adolescent writing staff responsible for The Love Guru - FILM CRITIC.com
This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I’ve ever spent outside a hospital waiting room - SLATE
Hello, police? I’d like to report a mugging. Oh, it was horrible, horrible! Yes, I’m safe now. The mugging took place in a movie theatre, but I fear the mugger will strike again! - Groucho Reviews
More painful than sitting next to an Austin Powers impersonator during a 12-hour flight. - METROMIX
“The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again. - NEW YORK TIMES
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