Mar 05 2008
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Will Arnett Sex Tape!
Will Arnett Fucks everybody in Human Giant and we have the proof.
Mar 03 2008
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Monkey Business
If you would have told 22 year old Ricky that one day I’d be questioned by a gossip column about an indicent involving Rachel Bilson and a chimpanzee in my apartment, I think my head would have exploded.
Sure Rachel might have been upset about not getting into to the room with the monkey, but that would be like being upset that you had to wait in line at Schwabs to get your Milkshake because Marilyn Monroe was taking too long. Louie, the Chimpanzee is a star and when we met him we was a fan of sketch and he pitched us this idea, that we subsequently produced and acted in…
Feb 28 2008
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“I need a desk, that tells my clients I’m a serious business man, who demands respect”
Feb 27 2008
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Fred Simmons…King of the Demo!
Watch this Now and Save Your life
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This Season Human Giant is Proud to be Sponsored by 3 Brothers Carpetting.
(In other words, here’s another new sketch from Season 2)
Feb 26 2008
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Finally America Your Dreams Have Been Answered…
According to LA Times…”CSI Live” will premiere at the Six Flags park on June 14th with several performances a day. According to the L.A. Times, the performance will play out “like a reality show version of the classic board game Clue, the half-hour interactive ‘CSI: Live’ at the Valencia amusement park presents a live-action play involving a homicide and then asks the ‘forensic scientists’ in the audience to solve the mystery. Your eyewitness perspective changes depending on your seat in the Magic Moments Theater.”
I hear they are also instaling interactive Blood and Semen Cannons so peple can foresenic test samples right in their seats
Feb 25 2008
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TOUR UPDATE
Hey Everyone, I just found out that I got a last minute part in the new Jack Black/Michael Cera film Year One and due to a scheduling conflict, we must change/cancel some tour dates. Here is the latest info, I realy apologize to those who’ve already bought tickets.
San Francisco - Rob and Aziz will do the show without Paul.
Portland - CANCELLED
Seattle - CANCELLED
Cambridge - Being rescheduled for April hopefully…
DC - Being rescheduled for April hopefully…
Philadelphia - Being rescheduled for April hopefully…
Williamsburg - Being rescheduled for April hopefully…
NY (Paley Center/Museum of TV and Radio) - Being rescheduled for April hopefully…
ALL SXSW SHOWS - Good to go!
Thanks everybody and sorry for the delay in getting this info out!
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“ BALTIMORE - A college student was given probation for repeatedly ramming his car into another man’s vehicle, claiming the man was a terrorist and he was the character Jack Bauer, a federal agent on the Fox television show “24.
Feb 24 2008
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Kimmel Fucks Ben Affleck
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Oscar Speech Mad-Libs -From Radar Mag
Here’s Mine…
YOUR OSCAR SPEECH
Wow. Oh boy. I wasn’t going to prepare a speech, but my My Adopted Child told me I’d jinx myself if I didn’t. So, thanks, Lil Poot! [Pause. Inhale deeply. Nod to Jack Nicholson.] I’d like to thank the Academy. I’d like to thank the mischievous, beautiful, warriors of the screen actors I was nominated with. Just to be included in a group with you all is an honor. I’d like to thank my manager, Topal, my agent, Ari, my stylist, and all the immensely talented people at Lionsgate, Harvey Weinstein, Frankie, and Dream Analyst.
I’d also like to thank my parents, who supported me through My attack by a pack of wild Goats. And Michael Clarke Duncan, my one … true … love [gaze into audience]. Last, but certainly not least, we all just lost Britney Spears, a truly Deviant visionary and Wonderous soul. [Begin tearing.] I’d like us to take a moment to … No! Fuck You America!! Don’t start playing that music, I have 32 more people to go! My editor Judith Regan, my accountant Tom Carr, my lawyer Nancy Rose, and my personal assistant Sarah Simon, Josh at Minotaur Pictures. Brad Grey. When we started this project, The Enviroment was something no one wanted to talk about. Victims of The Tsunami, this is for you! Thank …
[Music swells.]