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I hope you guys watched Diddy’s Live You Tube Blogs from his recording studio in NYC from 12:30AM-3:30AM last night.

This is the 1st one and it’s get pretty great at the end once he starts mixing drinks.

PTwittyTV (youtube.com/diddytv)

Don’t make the same mistake I did, MR MARCUS’ BOOTY BUTTER isn’t for food.
Don’t make the same mistake I did, MR MARCUS’ BOOTY BUTTER isn’t for food.
Terminator Salvation Trailer 2
Great Quality Version.
Taken might have the best dialogue in any Movie Ever…Enjoy
(BYRAN is Liam Neeson)
Sam: The specialty of the groups coming out of this area is trafficking in women.  Bryan: Keep going.  Sam: Okay. Their previous MO was to offer women from the emerging East-European countries like Yugoslavia, Romania, Bulgaria jobs in the west as maids and nannies. Once they smuggled them in, they’d addict them to drugs and turn them into prostitutes. Lately, however, they’ve decided that it’s more economical just to kidnap traveling young women. Saves on transportation costs. Lenore: [crying] Not my little baby.  Bryan: What else?  Sam: Based on what they know about the way these groups operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time she was grabbed. Bryan: To what?  Sam: To never finding her.
———
Jean Claude: Ok, first we should find the spotter.  Bryan: I found him, he’s dead.  Jean Claude: You found him that way?!…   [sigh]  Jean Claude: Graham, you can’t just run around tearing down Paris..  Bryan: [cuts him off abruptly] Jean Claude, I’ll tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!
————
Saint Clair: Please understand…it was all business. It wasn’t personal.  Bryan: It was all personal to me.   [unloads gun into Saint Clair]

Taken might have the best dialogue in any Movie Ever…Enjoy

(BYRAN is Liam Neeson)

Sam: The specialty of the groups coming out of this area is trafficking in women.
Bryan: Keep going.
Sam: Okay. Their previous MO was to offer women from the emerging East-European countries like Yugoslavia, Romania, Bulgaria jobs in the west as maids and nannies. Once they smuggled them in, they’d addict them to drugs and turn them into prostitutes. Lately, however, they’ve decided that it’s more economical just to kidnap traveling young women. Saves on transportation costs.
Lenore: [crying] Not my little baby.
Bryan: What else?
Sam: Based on what they know about the way these groups operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time she was grabbed.
Bryan: To what?
Sam: To never finding her.

———

Jean Claude: Ok, first we should find the spotter.
Bryan: I found him, he’s dead.
Jean Claude: You found him that way?!…
[sigh]
Jean Claude: Graham, you can’t just run around tearing down Paris..
Bryan: [cuts him off abruptly] Jean Claude, I’ll tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!

————

Saint Clair: Please understand…it was all business. It wasn’t personal.
Bryan: It was all personal to me.
[unloads gun into Saint Clair]

Watch "Adventureland" Red Band Trailer

Finally a video that combines my love for Lost and the 1980’s film Short Circuit

The ending is worth it.

(I’m posting this video for the only 2 people who will find it as entertaining as me Aziz and Jason)

(via slasfilm)

Crazy Lost Theories
1.) Matthew Abaddon is Walt from the Future sent back to help everyone play out there roles on the island. Proof…
They are the only two character(s) to call John “Mr. Locke”. - Walt and Abaddon.
(Little know fact for a brief period of Time Walt runs a special Drug Task force in Baltimore)
2.) It’s possible that a person that arrives on the island dead is brought back to life but never ages. Richard may have been dead while on board the “Black Rock” before it became ship wrecked and was restored to an ageless life.
(*also note: Pirates always wore eyeliner i.e. Johnny Depp)
3.) Caesar and a selected group of passengers will travel via outrigger canoes to the Island, where they will discover and ransack the beach camp and set out to explore the interior of the Island.  While they are gone, Locke and party arrive at the beach camp, discover the damage and flee in one of the canoes. While Caesar and his group are giving chase, Caesar fires at least one shell from the shotgun.
* This means that John Locke exists in two places on the “Island complex” at the same time.
ALSO and this seems obvious, It seems like Kate, Jack and Hurley are in the Past (1970’s) and Locke, Ben,  and the new castaways are  in the Present.
No idea where Sayid is but maybe Sun and Frank Lapidus stole the boat that was missing from the camp.

Crazy Lost Theories

1.) Matthew Abaddon is Walt from the Future sent back to help everyone play out there roles on the island. Proof…

They are the only two character(s) to call John “Mr. Locke”. - Walt and Abaddon.

(Little know fact for a brief period of Time Walt runs a special Drug Task force in Baltimore)

2.) It’s possible that a person that arrives on the island dead is brought back to life but never ages. Richard may have been dead while on board the “Black Rock” before it became ship wrecked and was restored to an ageless life.

(*also note: Pirates always wore eyeliner i.e. Johnny Depp)

3.) Caesar and a selected group of passengers will travel via outrigger canoes to the Island, where they will discover and ransack the beach camp and set out to explore the interior of the Island. While they are gone, Locke and party arrive at the beach camp, discover the damage and flee in one of the canoes. While Caesar and his group are giving chase, Caesar fires at least one shell from the shotgun.

* This means that John Locke exists in two places on the “Island complex” at the same time.

ALSO and this seems obvious, It seems like Kate, Jack and Hurley are in the Past (1970’s) and Locke, Ben,  and the new castaways are  in the Present.

No idea where Sayid is but maybe Sun and Frank Lapidus stole the boat that was missing from the camp.

Rick Santelli’s is Insane!

Earlier this week he wents nuts WATCH IT HERE.

Here he goes again, courtesy of Funny or Die and Me.

OAK FURNITURE WAREHOUSE Knows that Hip Music and Great Prices are an unbeatable team.

dalasverdugo:

Portland Furniture Oak, Mission, traditional style (via DLJRKJ)

Yes! Finally, someone uploaded my favorite local commercial.

AT THE WAREHOUSE!

My Favorite Parts about the Crank 2 Trailer…

They explain the entire plot in 2 lines.

Statham Molests a Old Lady for Static Electricity.

It has a Montage of Screaming

The Rocking Soundtrack.

The previously Mentioned old lady saying, “He Treated me like a Hot Little Whore”

Club Girls in Bikinis Firing Automatic Weapons

The Fact the Trailer is only 1 Minute and it has more action than most Feature Lenght Films.

THE TAG LINE: JUST JUICE ME!