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Mar 18 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen Please Welcome Your T-Shirt Squad…

Check out another New Sketch From Season 2 of Human Giant…Watch the Full Episode Tonight at 11PM on MTV!

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Mar 14 2008
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samreich:

Hey, batta batta batta batta, sa-wing batta, canaday canaday canaday sa-wing batta.

joshruben:

I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go

chriscantwell:

He’ll keep callin’ me, he’ll keep callin’ me until I come over, he’ll make me feel guilty…

seanbury:

“Don’t ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it.”

 (Singing) “When Cameron was in Egypt’s Land…Let My Cameron Go!”

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Sexman reviews 10,000 B.C. (“a couple’s film”) - First of all I totally disagree with Sexman on this one, I hated this movie so much, I dont even reccomend you living in the same town as theaters that play it.

But more importantly is it just me or does Sexman seem a little depressed. Where’s the anger, where’s the rage. He looks like a man who has been beaten down by the web cam review world. 

Sexman  don’t worry, things are going to work out.

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Mar 11 2008
Why? Because We all Need Movies!
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The Human Giant on Lap Top Talk Show…The world’s only 1:30 Minute Talk Show

 Tune into Human Giant Tonight at 11PM on MTV

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Mar 10 2008
Southern Lady (Carrying a Budlight Tall Boy): Dan, what is your problem? Go back there and get yourself a beer. Believe you’re going need it when you’re watching this shit.
— In the Lobby at the Cirque De Soleil performance in Bossier City, Louisana
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This is my new Dojo….You Should Check it out unless you like getting your ass beat down by Punks!
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A Real Batman Costume. Awesome! This has to be one of the coolest toys ever…but I guarantee you there will be about 5 deaths associated with it by the end of the year.
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Mar 09 2008
Me: Hi, I just wanted to check on my breakfast, I ordered it about forty five minutes ago and people who came in after me are have gotten their food already.
Waitress: oh, I’m so sorry, it’s just that what you ordered takes a really long time to prepare.
Me: An Omlette?
Waitress: Yeah, the Chef really wants to get it right.
— My Interaction at Columbia Cafe in Shreveport.
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Mar 07 2008
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