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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see it here on my reel. Currently I'm planning on robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents. I also drive a Prius, so, yeah, you are welcome EARTH. Follow Me on TWITTER

Posted on March 25th, 2009 - 0 comments
Just started production on a MINI Mini Series for HBO & Funny or Die, called “Designated Driver” staring Rob Riggle (The Daily Show) and Me. DAY 1 - Kevin Grevioux (Raze, the Lycan, from the UNDERWORLD movies) gets pissed off.

Just started production on a MINI Mini Series for HBO & Funny or Die, called “Designated Driver” staring Rob Riggle (The Daily Show) and Me.

DAY 1 - Kevin Grevioux (Raze, the Lycan, from the UNDERWORLD movies) gets pissed off.

Posted on March 23rd, 2009 - 0 comments
SPOILER: BSG SUPER NERD POST OF THE DAY Just watched the Battlestar Galactic Series Finale… Is Starbuck supposed to be Jesus (or even God)? She died and was reborn, she started the new race of “hybrids” by leading them to the planet, and at the end Gaius and Six said that God doesn’t like to be called God, which seems like a Starbuck thing. I don’t know. I really liked it though.

SPOILER: BSG SUPER NERD POST OF THE DAY

Just watched the Battlestar Galactic Series Finale…

Is Starbuck supposed to be Jesus (or even God)? She died and was reborn, she started the new race of “hybrids” by leading them to the planet, and at the end Gaius and Six said that God doesn’t like to be called God, which seems like a Starbuck thing.

I don’t know. I really liked it though.

SPANISH HELP!

Posted on March 23rd, 2009 - 0 comments

I need some help learning how to pronounce 3 lines of dialogue in Spanish. If you think you could record yourself saying the following 3 lines in Spanish and sending it over to me at paul@paulscheer.com, I’d be be tremendously grateful.

-El señal dice, que cierra a las cuatro. Según mi reloj, todavía tenemos tres minutos …

-Ssh! Ssh! Cierra tu boca. No queremos tu dinero. Queremos sus burritos. Dos de ellos.

-Cocinar!

UPDATE: Thanks to Everyone who helped. You are the best.

Posted on March 20th, 2009 - 0 comments

THE WEBSITE AND TRAILER for GOBSTOPPER has finally launched!

Check out the trailer for this new horror film I did with Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), Zack Gilford (Friday Night Lights), Martha Mac Isaac (Superbad),  Wee Man (Jackass), Paul Rust (I Love You Beth Cooper), and Nicky Whelan (Neighbors)

More more Info and Wallpaper visit www.gobstoppermovie.com

Posted on March 19th, 2009 - 0 comments
Just like I predicted we are in a Twizzler Recession..That must be the reason these young ladies are sharing america’s favorite movie snack. bohemea: Blake & Leighton Rolling Stone outtakes by Terry Richardson

Just like I predicted we are in a Twizzler Recession..That must be the reason these young ladies are sharing america’s favorite movie snack.

bohemea:

Blake & Leighton Rolling Stone outtakes by Terry Richardson
Posted on March 17th, 2009 - 0 comments
Just think… If criminal mastermind Simon Phoenix had his way we’d never celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. We all owe a huge debt of gratitude to John Spartan. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Just think…

If criminal mastermind Simon Phoenix had his way we’d never celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. We all owe a huge debt of gratitude to John Spartan.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Posted on March 16th, 2009 - 0 comments
THIS WAS MY NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT…Yes Christopher Lloyd is in all my Nightmares.
THIS WAS MY NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT…Yes Christopher Lloyd is in all my Nightmares.
Posted on March 13th, 2009 - 0 comments
The first poster for Year One.
The first poster for Year One.
Posted on March 13th, 2009 - 0 comments
MR. SLUGWORTH
MR. SLUGWORTH
Posted on March 12th, 2009 - 0 comments
Dharma Cigarettes …Now we know where the Smoke Monster comes from. NAILED IT! thedailywhat: [via.]

Dharma Cigarettes …Now we know where the Smoke Monster comes from.

NAILED IT!

thedailywhat:

[via.]