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Apr 14 2008

Dos and Don'ts of Restaurantiering...

Don’t make your entire staff wearing matching t-shirts which read…

“In Heaven the police are British, the cooks are Italian, the love is French, the mechanics are German and it’s all run by the Swiss. In Hell the cooks are British, The mechanics are French, The love is Swiss, the police are German and it’s run by Italians.”

Thats way to much to think about think about when I’m eating my Stromboli 

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Apr 12 2008
I hadn’t seen this yet, Kanye West’s Video Editor made these awesome videos using songs from Graduation and footage from different films, here’s Good Morning meets 2001  -Big Screen Little Screen
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Apr 11 2008
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This video made me cry with laughter, it’s really amazing, just forward it to 2 minutes and enjoy, I’m still not clear what’s happening but I love it. Enjoy MC Chokes A Lot!
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Apr 10 2008

If you missed The T-Shirt Squad on Kimmel Last Night…Check out what happened, let’s just say things turned out differently then they planned.

Just a Reminder we’ll all be at Amoeba Music in Hollywood, CA at 7PM tonight signing DVDs of Human Giant Season 1. IMPORTANT: You can bring your previously purchased copies of the DVD, you don’t need need to buy the DVD at Amoeba.

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Apr 09 2008
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Apr 08 2008

HOT AIR BALLONS COPS - THE SKETCH MTV DIDNT WANT YOU TO SEE

We originally shot this piece for the pilot episode of Human GIant, but we could never get this sketch on the show because there was one executive who used to work with us that HATED the sketch (and us) so much that he wouldn’t let us air it under any circumstances.

You probably are assuming he had some good reasons not to like the piece, take a look at his notes. First off, he called the piece “Unrealistic.”

“It just doesn’t make any sense. Why would anyone use a hot air balloon to chase a criminal?”

That was a good point, then again he did buy into the fact that Aziz bought an astronaut costume at a thrift store, trained for space travel at an amusement park and then traveled to the moon to fight an astronaut, so I guess realism has some shades of gray or this guy led an insane life. 

He also claimed that the police officer’s uniforms were totally unrealistic (which they were were) but he felt that would distract the audience from the overall story of piece. He might have been right if we were making the Departed, but I don’t think the lack of real uniforms are going to get you lost in the Labryinth of this sketch’s plot, it’s pretty straight forward, after you read the title you kinda get the idea. 

Sadly the final insult came he stared at me an admitted that hated when people wore fake moustaches, he thought that was “Just stupid”.

Sadly,  I don’t think anyone ever let this guy in on the fact we were making a sketch comedy show. He probably thought we were the cast of Run’s House and he didn’t understand why the show got so broad. 

Luckily this year that executive left the show, I think he’s moved to something more culturally refined, like the Flavor Flav sitcom on CW and we were left with really cool executives who let us have gay ghost sex, brutal stabbings, kiddie coffins, and plenty of moustaches. 

So tune into Human Giant Season 2 Tonight 11PM/10C (ONLY 2 EPISODES LEFT!)

You Can Download any episodes you missed on iTunes, Xbox Marketplace or Amazon Unbox. 

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Apr 07 2008
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HUMAN GIANT LIVE IN L.A. - ALL THIS WEEK


HUMAN GIANT will be at AMOEBA in HOLLYWOOD

FOR A DVD SIGNING and MINI LIVE PERFORMANCE

THIS THURSDAY APRIL 10th at 7PM

BRING YOUR HG SEASON 1 DVDS or your I AM LEGEND DVD (We’ll Sign it as Will Smith - That’s a great way to impress your friends)

MORE DETAILS

ALSO

SET YOUR TIVOS
HUMAN GIANT (AKA The T-Shirt Squad) ON JIMMY KIMMEL
WEDNESDAY APRIL 9th
12:05P/11:05C

You Can Still Get Tickets For KImmel -Click HERE for Details!

ALSO ROB and I WILL BE BACK AT MYSPACE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT UCB THEATER - Make a Reservation

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