About
Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see some of it here on my reel. When I'm not robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents to fund our trips to find the perfect wave you can see me in the 2nd season of The League on FX and Funny or Die Presents on HBO (both Premiering Sept 2010). Also I'm in the upcoming film Piranha 3D (Aug 20th).
Check out my Interview on ATTACK OF THE SHOW with the always awesome Olivia Munn…We talk Taco Bell, Robert Downey Jr., Wonder Con, Night of 140 Tweets and of course THE STREAMY AWARDS.
Movie Review of the Day: Remember Mike Stoklasa of epic 70-minute Phantom Menace review fame? Well, his long-awaited, highly-anticipated review of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is finally upon us.
Is it just as funny as the first? “Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is the worst thing ever made by a human… except for the bagpipes.” Nuff said.
See Also: Part 2. Check Stoklasa’s YouTube page for the remaining parts, which should be up shortly.
This is my Favorite LOST SMACKDOWN - I attack Damon and Carlton in a Parking Lot
Damon and Carlton answer a BIG QUESTION & We talk SEASON FINALE
Funny or Die is bought by the Justin “Baby” Bieber…Check out BIEBER OR DIE
EVERYBODY CHILL!
Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Pajiba’s resident video editor hh (of 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time fame) spent the better part of the last two months collecting The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes, and here you are saying you don’t have 10 minutes to spare for what will most likely be the highlight of your day? To quote Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Hasta la vista the bullshit and get your Mars to the choppah or I will ice your tumah, Mac!”
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ABC FAIL
The only thing worse than watching the V Logo in the lower right hand corner of LOST is watching V.
God Hates Condoms and Protected Sex
Some highlights.
“I’m your host, William Tapley, also known as the third eagle of apocalypse, and the co-prophet of the End Times.”
“Who invented the game of sex? God invented the game of sex therefore he gets to make the rules.”
(From John Brewster)
SM: If a wizard shrunk you down to the size of a green bean for 24 hours, how would you spend your day?
PS: Trying to jump into people’s salads and when they tried to eat me, I’d yell “MURDERER!
This is a story about the nicest thing a non-relative has taken the time to do for one of my children without getting paid for it.
When Salinger was 7 she became plagued with nightmares about the film ‘Monster House’. Strangely, through a friend, I knew the screenwriter Dan Harmon…
“Night of 140 Tweets” is AVAILABLE NOW
Purchase it on iTunes for only 2.99 (currently #1 TV show on iTunes!)
or
Get the Special Edition DVD on AMAZON for 10.99 with special appearances by Kevin Smith, Olivia Munn, Chris Hardwick, Andy Cohen (Bravo TV), Har Mar Superstar, Questlove from the Roots and so much more.
All the proceeds go directly to ARCHITECTURE FOR HUMANITY which is building schools in impoverished countries all across the world.
See performers like Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, The Hangover star Ed Helms; Rainn Wilson, Mindy Kaling, Samantha Ronson, Diablo Cody, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Lake Bell, John Cho, Nia Vardalos, Dave Foley, Busy Phillips, Al Yankovic, Wilmer Valderrama, Jenny McCarthy; comedians Michael Ian Black, Dane Cook and Aziz Ansari; Lost creators Damon Lindelof and Cartlon Cuse and too many more performers and comedians to list in a performance that can’t be seen anywhere else! for less than $3 Bucks!
Upcoming Shows
Contact
Principato Young,
Tucker Voorhees
Me
paul@paulscheer.com
Booking
APA New York,
Mike Berkowitz
Press
BNC
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