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Hi, I'm Paul. This is my website. I do a bunch of stuff and you can see it here on my reel. Currently I'm planning on robbing banks with surfers who dress like ex-Presidents but in the meantime you can see my in the HBO Series Funny or Die Presents that starts on 2/19

Posted on December 10th, 2009 - 0 comments
Finally a Christmas Movie with Nuts Shots!

Finally a Christmas Movie with Nuts Shots!

Posted on December 7th, 2009 - 0 comments
This Toy Seems Racist-Punjabi Prison Match

This Toy Seems Racist-Punjabi Prison Match

Posted on December 7th, 2009 - 0 comments
The Full Lineup for My Largo Christmas Show on 12/10. Plus free ticket Giveaways. THE J. MONTGOMERY SCOTT CHRISTMAS SHOW SPECTACULAR w/ PAUL SCHEER” So Kick off the Christmas Season the way Christ intended with J. Montgomery Scott and his Celebrity Friends & Musicians. Including Billy Crystal, Jazz Legend Barry R., Jon Gosselin, and a visit from The Monugents With… Tim Heidecker (Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job) Nick Kroll (The League) JUST ADDED—Steve Agee (The Sarah Silverman Show) and a Musical Performance by Army Navy and Featuring… Scott Aukerman (CDR Radio 103.1) Jon Daly** (Rich Dicks and Ed Hardy Boys) Brett Gelman* (Adult Swim’s EAGLEHEART) Seth Morris (Funny or Die) BJ Porter (Comedy Death Ray and Mr. Show) Owen Burke Eugene Cordero THE J. MONTGOMERY SCOTT CHRISTMAS SHOW SPECTACULAR December 10th @ 9PM LARGO at the CORONET 366 La Cienga Blvd LOS ANGELES, CA 90048 Tickets are $20.00 MAKE RESERVATIONS TODAY 310-855-0350 www.largo/la.com ENTER TO WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS HERE

The Full Lineup for My Largo Christmas Show on 12/10. Plus free ticket Giveaways.

THE J. MONTGOMERY SCOTT CHRISTMAS SHOW SPECTACULAR w/ PAUL SCHEER”

So Kick off the Christmas Season the way Christ intended with J. Montgomery Scott and his Celebrity Friends & Musicians. Including Billy Crystal, Jazz Legend Barry R., Jon Gosselin, and a visit from The Monugents

With…

  • Tim Heidecker (Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job)
  • Nick Kroll (The League)
  • JUST ADDED—Steve Agee (The Sarah Silverman Show)
  • and a Musical Performance by Army Navy

and Featuring…

  • Scott Aukerman (CDR Radio 103.1)
  • Jon Daly** (Rich Dicks and Ed Hardy Boys)
  • Brett Gelman* (Adult Swim’s EAGLEHEART)
  • Seth Morris (Funny or Die)
  • BJ Porter (Comedy Death Ray and Mr. Show)
  • Owen Burke
  • Eugene Cordero

THE J. MONTGOMERY SCOTT CHRISTMAS SHOW SPECTACULAR

December 10th @ 9PM

LARGO at the CORONET 366 La Cienga Blvd

LOS ANGELES, CA 90048 Tickets are $20.00

MAKE RESERVATIONS TODAY 310-855-0350

www.largo/la.com

ENTER TO WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS HERE

Posted on December 7th, 2009 - 0 comments
Love the IRON SHEIK! david: Words of wisdom from the Sheik. (via deleteyourself)

Love the IRON SHEIK!

david:

Words of wisdom from the Sheik. (via deleteyourself)

Posted on December 6th, 2009 - 0 comments
It should have gotten better placement. facesofolddogs: Barnes & Noble, The Grove, Los Angeles 12/05/2009

It should have gotten better placement.

facesofolddogs:

Barnes & Noble, The Grove, Los Angeles 12/05/2009

Posted on December 5th, 2009 - 0 comments
How Obama Came to Plan for ‘Surge’ in Afghanistan - NYTimes.com

Excellent Article by the NY Times about the troop surge. Worth a read to understand how the decision was made.

Posted on December 5th, 2009 - 0 comments

Watching this Documentary Trailer about BABIES Might Cure Depression.

I’ve been obsessed w/ it since i saw it on “WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE”

Posted on December 3rd, 2009 - 0 comments

In Case You Missed it Videogum compiled the best moments from

STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN

Posted on December 3rd, 2009 - 0 comments

DamonCarltonandaPolarBear.com finishes with a a Special Event in Los Angeles and I reveal my newest Velvet Painting.

Click Here for all the Details

Hey Fellow Tumblrs can we stop w/ the pictures of Zooey Deschanel

Posted on December 2nd, 2009 - 0 comments

I get it. She’s Hot. Cute. Whatever.

But do we really need to post dozens of pictures of her every week.

If Zooey Deschanel didn’t exist their be 90% less posts on my Tumblr Log (Is that what you call it?) (**I now understand it’s a dashboard, I still wanna call it LOG)

I think everyone who wants to post a Zooey Deschanel pict should post one of Regis Philbin instead, he’s cute and just as perky an doesn’t get nearly enough attention.