June 2008
23 posts
WatchThe producers behind the new BATMAN movies have created their own version of the Animatrix. Here’s the the trailer for 6 animated shorts that link BATMAN BEGINS to THE DARK KNIGHT and looks pretty cool, albeit slighty more unrealistic than the Chris Nolan movies.
Man, I can’t wait for the DARK KNIGHT, I’ve been hanging outside Gary Oldman’s House for the last week going...
“I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!”
– Kanye responding to the Bonnaroo controversy on kanYe West : Blog
I thought his show was great, though obviously hurt by the daylight. It would have been nice if he gave some sort of explanation during the show, but whatever. Hopefully, I can catch Glow in the Dark proper sometime soon.
Also...
“DISASTER MOVIE LITERALLY WORSE THAN AIDS” -FILMDRUNK.com”
– WATCH THE TRAILER HERE
That Might be an Understatement.
WatchThis year at Bonaroo Kanye West decided to show up 2 hours late. A lot of fans blamed Kanye but here’s what really went down.
FAMILY FEUD Just Got Awesome?
Check out the Line-ups for Upcoming Matches..
Bill Engvall vs. Larry the Cable Guy Vivica A. Fox vs. Mo’Nique “American Chopper” vs. Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry Corbin Bernsen vs. Margaret Cho Ice T vs. The Rivers Raven-Symone vs. Wayne Newton The Kardashians vs. Deion Sanders Tiki Barber vs. Ed McMahon The Hickeys from My Name Is Earl vs. The Camden County All-Stars...
Sanford and Son Dealt with Some Crazy Shit...
I recently was reading episode descriptions for Sanford and Son and each one is more ridiculous than the next, Here is one of my favorites….
LAMONT AS OTHELLO
Fred comes home to find Lamont choking a white woman. When he tries to stop him, Lamont explains it’s his acting teacher and he’s rehearsing a scene from the play “Othello.” Later, Fred becomes the victim of...
My Observations of BONNARO 2008 - Day 3 (Sunday)
1.) Everyone who assumed that “Panic” reffered to the Classic Jam Band “Widespread Panic” was sorely dissapointed when they realized that it was actually “Panic at the Disco”
2.) Aimee Mann duets with Danzig.
3.)After 4 days of Sweat, Sun, Drugs, and Mud most Bonnaro attendees smell like a mix between Wet Dog and Port-o-Potty
My Observations of BONNARO 2008 - Day 2 (Saturday)
1.) Starting a show 2 hours later than scheduled proves my point that Kanye West’s “Glow in the Dark” Tour is better in the dark and at sunrise (where it is light)
2.) After a 25 minute vulgarity filled stump speech for John McCain, B.B. King promises that if McCain isn’t elected President he’ll kill himself (and Lucille!) at next year’s Bonnaroo.
3.) Lupe...
My Observations of BONNARO 2008 - Day 1 (Friday)
Instead of playing their hits Metallica plays the full cast recording of Les Miserables.
Shelly Long Sits in with Rilo Kiley, they cover the theme song from “Troop Beverly Hills.”
My Morning Jacket plays a 15 hour show.
I realize that a McGriddle is more complex in design than the pyramids.
Things I'm Packing for Bonnarroo
1. Fake Moustaches and Matching Wigs (3x)
2. T-Shirt Cannon
3. Fake Baby
4. JabbaWockeeZ Mask
5. Blood
6. Illusionator Costumes
7. Acid
SHOWTIMES - COMEDY TENT
SAT 4:30PM & Sun 5:30PM
Watcherockappel:
Robot Monkey Arm vs. Scientist, featuring Paul Scheer.
This is the very first Funny or Die EXCLUSIVE that I wrote. I started working there on Monday. Please reblog and digg, etc, etc…
I hate giving press to that stupid monkey, he’s a robotic bastard
MY 1st Paying Acting Gig....
was “The Onion: Movie”, I shot it about 6 years ago, I’ve never seen it, nor did I ever see a script for the entire film (just my scene), but after reading this quote from the Washington Post, I’m intriqued…
“The Onion Movie” wins some points for its weirdness factor, which shoots up considerably thanks to its ultra-bizarro cast. It may seem like these...
