May 2008
34 posts
WatchJason Woliner took a break from blogging CSI Fan videos, to send me this extremely creepy sexual abuse PSA. After watching it, I realized that that nice old man who used to bring me into his shack and play with my junk wasn’t a doctor at all, but a genuine pervert. Damn ou Mr. Caruthers. Seriously, you need to watch this…It’s nuts.
Synopsis of Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men from... →
It has some classic cheeseball moments, like appearance by Short Round in the final moment of the film and a scene with Indy getting drunk with Willie Scott and Marion Ravenwood, because he was jilted at the altar, but the similarities with the new version are pretty interesting.
R Kelly's Lawyer Uses "The Little Man" Defense
[R. Kelly’s attorney], in an attempt to suggest that Kelly’s head could have been superimposed onto somebody else’s body in the sex tape, asked [gal on witness stand] whether she had seen the Wayans brothers’ movie “Little Man.” [Attorney] said, “They put the head of Marlon Wayans on a midget and it looked real, didn’t it?” But, to widespead laughter, [gal on witness stand] replied, “Not really!”...
20 Questions with Me...Paul Scheer →
“If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and...”
– …Star Jones? (via purns) (via erockappel)
What We Learned From The Almost Season Finale of...
What we learned… 1) Why Hurley winds up back in the mental hospital - the numbers again. 2) The baby story - Kate had her. 3) That Claire and Jin we not the other two temporary survivors according to the O6 stories. 4) That the Orchid secondary protocal was probably developed about 15 years ago (1988) - about 3 years before the purge (1992). The box with the crackers and mirror was hidden 15...
The Plot For Point Break 2: Indio (This is Real)
When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour, he takes off for the coast of Bali looking for the perfect wave. While there he’s recruited by a private security force who are trying to find a gang known as The Bush Administration, surfing outlaws and modern day pirates who work like “The Ex-Presidents,” a bank robbing crew from Malibu twenty...
“Shakedown, breakdown, takedown
Everybody wants into the crowded line...”
– BOB SEGER - “SHAKEDOWN”
My Grandma Reviews My Performance on 30 Rock
Grandma: I saw "The Rock."
Me: Oh Cool. Did you like it?
Grandma: I thought it was very good. You used your face very well.
Me: Thanks?!
Grandma: Oh yes, actors always have to always use their faces. Remember that Paul, that's where people look when they watch TV, at the faces.
Me: Right.
Grandma: I liked this part a lot, it was VERY dramatic.
Me: It's supposed to be funny.
Grandma: Yes, it was, but it had a lot of drama too. The other show you do is just you acting like a goofball.
Me: Well, that show isn't supposed to be dramatic.
Grandma: Mm, I guess. Let me ask you a question, did you do your own running for this part?
Me: That wasn't me, that was the other guy, in the page uniform, Jack (McBrayer)
Grandma: No, that was you running at the end.
Me: Nope. remember I got shot in the leg.
Grandma: Right. Well that guy who was running was very good too. Is Alec Baldwin tall?
R. Kelly Wants to See Your Braids! (Seriously) →
Are your braids tight? Kell’s wants you to upload your best pics now. Rate Each Photo ★ Lookin’ like SPAGHETTI! ★ Super tight ★ Cornrows ★ Frizzy ★ Straight back wack
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