April 2008
38 posts
“Ladies, Ladies, you can dance all you want but please keep on your motherfucking...”
– A Bouncer at MOON at the Palms in Las Vegas
March 2008
29 posts
You're Not My Father →
Hooray for Experimental Video Art and Full House Ren-actments. If you ever wondered how a dramatic scene between Dave Coulier and Candace Cameron would play out if people from all across the country recited it exactly, then wonder no more. Just wait for my Kimmy Gibbler Art Installation.
“NBC’s Friday Night Lights will, indeed, be returning for a third season,...”
– TV Worth Watching | Blog
WatchJeff Zucker, The President of NBC, shot this really funny piece for “My Name is Earl”. It really made me laugh outloud. This guy should get his own TV Show.
Crime Scene - NBC Official Site →
Best Show on TV…Did You see the Episode where they found Bones in the Semen. Scary. Billy Baldwin and Sarah Marshall are the Best!
WatchI’m obsessed with this director. He makes the most kickass movies to intellectual properties that he doesn’t have the rights too, but that doesn’t stop him from making really high budget fight scenes with your favorie characters. In This Film Batman Fights the Joker, Alien and Predator…Which is incredibly implausible but equally awesome
Threadless Loves Human Giant. →
Design a t-shirt. Win this stuff: A brand spankin new Sanyo Xacti Digital Camcorder! Your own custom Let’s Go tracksuit signed by the Let’s Go guys! Autographed Human Giant poster Character answering machine messages! Personalized! A signed bonafide T-shirt gun! Sweatbands from the T-Shirt Squad Deck of cards from Illusionators $500 Threadless Gift Certificate (can be redeemed for $200 cash)...
WatchOne of my favorite shows “The Dana Carvey Show” is finally been released properly on HULU. Hopefully one day they’ll make a DVD of this show. At the time I think it was way to edgy for network TV but it’s still funny. The show starred Steven Colbert, Steve Carrell, and Robert Smigel. Plus the credited writers are insane everyone from Dave Chappelle to Charlie Kaufman. ...
Buy Tickets Here for Human Giant LIVE at the Paley... →
humangiant: We are going to have a bunch of special guests, show never before seen footage, perform live and do a Q&A…Plus My Grandma is going to be there!
‘The Wire’ Finale's Montage: A Shot-by-Shot... →
This is pretty great…. I finally watched the final 5 episodes of the Wire last night. Man, that was awesome. But I was totally off with my guess that the entire show took place in a snowglobe and it was all in Bob Newhart’s head the entire time. Damn!
Interesting LOST tidbit...
Schwartz turned the tables on Lindelof and asked him whatever happened to the four-toed foot statue from the “Lost” season two finale. Lindelof’s reply, “That’s actually a great story,” Damon responds. “We did the four-toed statue on the show and basically we got a note back from the network, which was, ‘This is too weird.’ We’re like,...
WatchIt took me about 5 hours to get into this make-up but it’s was totally worth it. I actually still wear the chin piece
WatchLadies and Gentlemen Please Welcome Your T-Shirt Squad… Check out another New Sketch From Season 2 of Human Giant…Watch the Full Episode Tonight at 11PM on MTV!
WatchThe Human Giant on Lap Top Talk Show…The world’s only 1:30 Minute Talk Show Tune into Human Giant Tonight at 11PM on MTV
“Southern Lady (Carrying a Budlight Tall Boy): Dan, what is your problem? Go back...”
– In the Lobby at the Cirque De Soleil performance in Bossier City, Louisana
WatchThis is my new Dojo….You Should Check it out unless you like getting your ass beat down by Punks!
“Me: Hi, I just wanted to check on my breakfast, I ordered it about forty five...”
– My Interaction at Columbia Cafe in Shreveport.
Human Giant Live at the Paley Center (Formely the... →
humangiant: We have rescheduled this event for April 1st. Tickets go on Sale March 14th. Hope you can make it.
WatchWill Arnett Sex Tape! Will Arnett Fucks everybody in Human Giant and we have the proof.
Monkey Business →
rickyv:If you would have told 22 year old Ricky that one day I’d be questioned by a gossip column about an indicent involving Rachel Bilson and a chimpanzee in my apartment, I think my head would have exploded. Sure Rachel might have been upset about not getting into to the room with the monkey, but that would be like being upset that you had to wait in line at Schwabs to get your Milkshake...