January 2008
57 posts
“In 2008 I promise to stop blindly sending all friends Jetman, Werewolf, Slayer,...”
– My New Years Resolution as posted on College Humor
December 2007
54 posts
WatchI found this Robotic Dog with Enormous Testicles at my Parent’s house, is it Awesome or Creepy…YOU BE THE JUDGE
“Can someone tell me what it is about an ass that is so damn attractive. I...”
– My Grandma, while watching Pants off Dance off on Fuse
Best Buy Customer Service
Best Buy Guy: Can I help you find something?
Me: No.
Best Buy Guy: Well if you are looking for a gift, you should get Rush Hour 3. Everyone loves this movie. I guarantee you.
Me: Thanks.
Best Buy Guy: Trust Me!
WatchI just watched the Extras Series Finale and it was amazing. It was totally different than I expected especially this monologue that Andy Millman gives while trapped in the Celebrity Big Brother house.
The Karate Kid, Part III
John Kreese: [looks at his hands] Yes. Make his knuckles bleed.
Terry Silver: [shocked/amazed] Hey! Johnny! I like that! I like that, my friend! I'm going to use that!
When I was a kid I thought Terry Silver was Steven Seagal, I bet you the actor that played Terry Silver wished he was too.
Taylor from Kid Nation's Myspace Page...It's Real. →
“If someone read this script out loud on a street corner, they’d be...”
– Re: Review of National Treasure: Book of Secrets - Metromix-Matt Pais
“Currently I’m working on Human Giant Season 2 and the 1st Season DVD (They...”
– -Paul Scheer in a MOKB Interview (Click Here For The Rest)
YAHOO SERIOUS →
Remember when this australian guy was going to be the next big thing…So I guess that never happened. It like trying to catch Crocodile Dundee in a bottle. I think that’s how that phrase goes
Relaunched?
As you can tell my website has be completely redone. I owe a huge thanks to Jakob Lodwick for inspiring me to do this. He showed me the awesomeness of Tumblr (which is the best blogging program I’ve ever used, it actually makes blogging fun), encouraged me to post more frequently, and technically made it all happen. I’m psyched. I’ve know Jakob for a long time and I’m a...
WatchFinally, Ghosts aren’t just for dead people! Now anyone can make ghosts. All You need is a cup and a match. Ghost In A Jar Video (via Metacafe) — willw
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LOST Season 4 - 2 Minute Trailer -WTF! (Click... →
Like it heard me mocking it, only seconds ago, the new 2 Minute! Season 4 LOST trailer, just blew my mind. Damn it! I can’t take much more awesome. The only way this could be topped is if I find a trailer for a Back to the Future IV, which they haven’t even written, but it would be great. Just show these trailers to Nick Counter and the ATMPT as proof that TV writers are amazing and...
My Top 5 Goats of 2007
5. Dairy Goats 4. Pygmy Goats 3. Boer Goats 2. Nigerian Dwarf Goats 1. Mountain Goats
WatchHere’s a old Clip from Talk Show with Jake Fogelnest- Live at the UCB Theater (via Vimeo)
“Q: Have you ever finished a Rubik’s Cube?
A: Are you kidding! No way man. If I...”
– For the rest of the interview check out BUZZGRINDER » Interview: Paul Scheer
Rob and I Host Stereogum: Winners Of The 2007... →
Hot Points – A blog by Go Daddy CEO and founder... →
This guy is fucking hilarious. Peep his earring. — rickyv
WatchI guarantee this will be the best film of 2008!
WatchWith The Hills Season 3 coming to a close on Monday Night, I look back at one of my favorite episodes.
“(Re: The Film “There Will Be Blood”) When you hear that title, the...”
– The Dumbest Observation Ever…From Entertainment Weekly - Via bigscreenlittlescreen.net
Slusho! →
Fans of JJ Abrams know that “Slusho” is a fictional drink that has appeared in Alias, Lost, and Cloverfield. Now it has a commercial and incredibly elaborate website. Seemingly for no reason…I Love JJ Abrams!
WatchHere are Some Deleted Scenes From The Halo Talk Show Experiment Human Giant did on College Humor
Best of 2007 by Paul Scheer on Brooklyn Vegan →
“When I got my divorce, the women jumped on me like white on rice! I said,...”
– Patti LaBelle
Things I Have Put in My Body in the Last 24 Hours
Cold-Eeze - Honey Lemon Sugar Free Lozenges,Day-Quil, Theraflu (Red), Advil, Oscillococcinum…I Hate Being Sick!