2008

May

Man, This is a Cool Poster
May 17th
“If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead...”
— …Star Jones? (via purns) (via...
May 16th

What We Learned From The Almost Season...

What we learned…1) Why Hurley winds up back in the mental hospital - the numbers again.2) The...
May 16th
Warch Watch
Here’s a one minute French Lego tribute/renactment to Beverly Hills Cop, that doesn’t...
May 16th
If I had a nickel for every time a person said to...
May 15th
bullshit: Extending album art
May 15th
Sometimes Amazon Gets it WRONG! Sure I ordered the Buffy...
May 14th

The Plot For Point Break 2: Indio (This...

When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour,...
May 14th
I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle. ...
May 13th
“Shakedown, breakdown, takedown Everybody wants into the...”
— BOB SEGER -...
May 12th

My Grandma Reviews My Performance on 30...

Grandma: I saw "The Rock."
Me: Oh Cool. Did you like it?
Grandma: I thought it was very good. You used your face very well.
Me: Thanks?!
Grandma: Oh yes, actors always have to always use their faces. Remember that Paul, that's where people look when they watch TV, at the faces.
Me: Right.
Grandma: I liked this part a lot, it was VERY dramatic.
Me: It's supposed to be funny.
Grandma: Yes, it was, but it had a lot of drama too. The other show you do is just you acting like a goofball.
Me: Well, that show isn't supposed to be dramatic.
Grandma: Mm, I guess. Let me ask you a question, did you do your own running for this part?
Me: That wasn't me, that was the other guy, in the page uniform, Jack (McBrayer)
Grandma: No, that was you running at the end.
Me: Nope. remember I got shot in the leg.
Grandma: Right. Well that guy who was running was very good too. Is Alec Baldwin tall?
May 9th
Buy the Sleepless in Seattle Houseboat! If you have an...
May 8th
Hey Everybody! I’m going to be on “30...
May 7th
Warch Watch
IT’S FINALLY HERE…The TEASER Trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua Wow, if you...
May 6th
Finally A Mother’s Day Card For Lost Fans. (Designed...
May 6th
R. Kelly Wants to See Your Braids!...
May 5th
Even though IRONMAN is a certified “hit” by...
May 5th
via bullshit:
May 4th
Why Does John Cusack hate Comedians? This makes me want to...
May 3rd
“FUCK ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY I’M SICK OF Y’ALL...”
— kanYe West : Blog reacts...
May 3rd
America is Awesome: Day 4 May I present to you The Lamar...
May 2nd
AMERICA is AWESOME : Day 3 America is home of People...
May 1st

Apr

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FInally Vin Diesel speaks out about the Presidential Election…of the Dominican Republic  I...
Apr 30th
America is Awesome Project - Day 2 “This Guy and...
Apr 30th
U. S. Bathroom Finder (Sponsored by...
Apr 29th
This Week…I’ll be posting one picture a day that...
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
A few weeks ago I posted this amazing fan video of Batman fighting the Joker, Alien and Predator,...
Apr 28th
Pride Comes Before a Tumble - Joel Stein
Apr 28th
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jakoblodwick: These new MySpace viral ads are intense — I wonder what Murdoch thinks of them. ...
Apr 27th
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How can you Fuck Up The Speed Racer Theme Song? Apparently it’s really simple. Enjoy the new...
Apr 26th
“I don’t have any friends and don’t have any...”
— Gary Coleman on Friendship
Apr 26th
Warch Watch
Am I alone in thinking that this New “Hancock” Trailer makes this film look awesome? ...
Apr 24th
Another Stakeout (1993) IMDB: MESSAGE...
Apr 24th

The Way Things Should Have Happened by...

Ford’s Theater - Night (1865) - Presidential BoxAbraham Lincoln sits watching the stage play,...
Apr 23rd
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My Friend Nick Kroll sent me this video of 50 Cent doing cocaine before his concert in Zagreb. ...
Apr 22nd
The 3 Most Arrogant Cheeses 3.) Smoked Gouda - Oh You think...
Apr 22nd
Something Tells Me if You are Wearing this Shirt, You...
Apr 22nd
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Howard Hessman and Bronson Pinchot Rapping! I’m in.  erockappel: purns: In case you were...
Apr 19th
HUMAN GIANT IN PITTSBURGH (Carnegie Mellon)...
Apr 18th
azizisbored: Dear Kanye, Its Aziz from Human Giant. Rob,...
Apr 18th
LIFE AQUATIC: LEGOS For that child that enjoys Legos but...
Apr 17th
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Now That HUMAN GIANT SEASON 2 is finished, I need some acting work, enjoy my reel that really...
Apr 16th
HUMAN GIANT SEASON FINALE EXCLUSIVE! Sci-Fi...
Apr 15th
Email Me If you ant me to get You Tickets For the Sept 26th...
Apr 15th
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Tonight is the 2nd Season Finale of Human Giant (11PM on MTV) and we promise ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS...
Apr 15th
Warch Watch
I have news for you, “Uncle Magic” and “The Hip Hop Clown” are the Same...
Apr 15th
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This is pretty fanscinating, But I have to say, I was suprised that this guy didn’t have to...
Apr 14th

Dos and Don'ts of Restaurantiering...

Don’t make your entire staff wearing matching t-shirts which read… “In Heaven the...
Apr 14th
Warch Watch
I hadn’t seen this yet, Kanye West’s Video Editor made these awesome videos using songs...
Apr 12th
The LOST Script Style
Apr 11th
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This is Why Pinantas Hate Me!
Apr 11th
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This video made me cry with laughter, it’s really amazing, just forward it to 2 minutes and...
Apr 11th
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If you missed The T-Shirt Squad on Kimmel Last Night…Check out what happened, let’s just...
Apr 10th
Corey Haim's Official Website
Apr 9th
Warch Watch
HOT AIR BALLONS COPS - THE SKETCH MTV DIDNT WANT YOU TO SEE We originally shot this piece for the...
Apr 8th
Warch Watch
WHAT? on Lost
Apr 7th

HUMAN GIANT LIVE IN L.A. - ALL THIS...

HUMAN GIANT will be at AMOEBA in HOLLYWOOD ...
Apr 7th
This past weekend, I shot guns in Las Vegas. They had many...
Apr 4th
Favorite April Foolsite so far (click on any...
Apr 1st
“Ladies, Ladies, you can dance all you want but please keep...”
— A Bouncer at MOON at the Palms...
Apr 1st

Mar

You're Not My Father
Mar 27th
“NBC’s Friday Night Lights will, indeed, be returning...”
— TV Worth Watching | Blog
Mar 27th
Warch Watch
Jeff Zucker, The President of NBC, shot this really funny piece for “My Name is Earl”....
Mar 27th
Crime Scene - NBC Official Site
Mar 27th
Warch Watch
I’m obsessed with this director. He makes the most kickass movies to intellectual properties...
Mar 26th
Threadless Loves Human Giant.
Mar 25th
It’s March 25th otherwise known as Weird Kids Eating...
Mar 25th
Warch Watch
One of my favorite shows “The Dana Carvey Show” is finally been released properly on...
Mar 24th
Buy Tickets Here for Human Giant LIVE at the...
Mar 24th
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SNOW JOB!  THE TIME HAS COME TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT We are mad. We have angry...
Mar 24th
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Hallejuiah! This Might Have Changed My Entire View of who I support this Election. I hope you...
Mar 24th
someecards.com | ecards for when you care enough to hit...
Mar 24th
‘The Wire’ Finale's Montage: A Shot-by-Shot...
Mar 23rd
Warch Watch
Am I totally lame for liking this Star Wars/There will Be Blood Mashup? I refused to watch it for...
Mar 22nd

Interesting LOST tidbit...

Schwartz turned the tables on Lindelof and asked him whatever happened to the four-toed foot statue...
Mar 20th
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It took me about 5 hours to get into this make-up but it’s was totally worth it. I actually...
Mar 19th
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Ladies and Gentlemen Please Welcome Your T-Shirt Squad… Check out another New Sketch From...
Mar 18th
samreich: Hey, batta batta batta batta, sa-wing batta,...
Mar 14th
Warch Watch
Sexman reviews 10,000 B.C. (“a couple’s film”) - First of all I totally...
Mar 14th
Warch Watch
Why? Because We all Need Movies!
Mar 11th
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The Human Giant on Lap Top Talk Show…The world’s only 1:30 Minute Talk Show  Tune into...
Mar 11th
“Southern Lady (Carrying a Budlight Tall Boy): Dan, what is...”
— In the Lobby at the Cirque De...
Mar 10th
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This is my new Dojo….You Should Check it out unless you like getting your ass beat down by...
Mar 10th
A Real Batman Costume. Awesome! This has to be one of the...
Mar 10th
“Me: Hi, I just wanted to check on my breakfast, I ordered it...”
— My Interaction at Columbia...
Mar 9th
Human Giant Live at the Paley Center (Formely...
Mar 7th
Happy Friday!
Mar 7th
Warch Watch
Will Arnett Sex Tape! Will Arnett Fucks everybody in Human Giant and we have the proof. 
Mar 5th
Monkey Business
Mar 3rd

Feb

“I need a desk, that tells my clients I’m a...
Feb 28th
Warch Watch
Fred Simmons…King of the Demo! Watch this Now and Save Your life
Feb 27th
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This Season Human Giant is Proud to be Sponsored by 3 Brothers Carpetting. (In other words,...
Feb 27th
Finally America Your Dreams Have Been...
Feb 26th

TOUR UPDATE

Hey Everyone, I just found out that I got a last minute part in the new Jack Black/Michael Cera...
Feb 26th
“BALTIMORE - A college student was given probation for...”
— Man Rams Car on I-95, Claims...
Feb 25th
Warch Watch
Kimmel Fucks Ben Affleck
Feb 25th
Oscar Speech Mad-Libs -From Radar Mag
Feb 24th
rickyv: GarfieldMinusGarfield “Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle....
Feb 24th
Warch Watch
A 3 year old describes Star Wars - She really boils it down to the important parts - via fistofblog
Feb 23rd
This is what you missed if you weren’t at the Human...
Feb 22nd
Click here to download Human Giant, Season 2,...
Feb 22nd
Warch Watch
The First Video From the New Season of Human Giant -Viral Videos The first episode of Season 2 is...
Feb 20th
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erockappel: I bought my daughter a new macbook last week.  This is her first video. I ain’t...
Feb 20th
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EXCLUSIVE - HUMAN GIANT: SEASON 2 TRAILER Season 2 Premieres March 11 at 11PM Season DVD Comes out...
Feb 19th
“According to sources, one option NBC is considering for...”
— Watch with Kristin -...
Feb 19th
Warch Watch
In celebration of the release of “Be Kind, Rewind” a bunch of filmmakers in Austin have...
Feb 17th
Warch Watch
Here’s a video I made with Funny or Die for Valentines Day with Rob Riggle, Jack McBrayer,...
Feb 15th
Human Giant at The Museum of Television and...
Feb 15th
Warch Watch
The Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Trailer My Fears seem to be unfounded.
Feb 14th
Warch Watch
Me and My Valentine!
Feb 14th
This Picture Makes Me a Little Nervous.
Feb 14th
Warch Watch
This 9 year old kid Loves McCain…  I guess his parents took off the embedding feature but...
Feb 12th
Monk-e-Mail - Threaten Your Friends
Feb 12th
“She’s not fat, she was wearing a belly shirt.”
— a screaming drunk girl yelling...
Feb 10th
Lost: A Theory on Time travel
Feb 9th
CLEAR EYES. FULL HEARTS. CAN LOSE? Now it’s up to us...
Feb 9th
Family Ties Reunion
Feb 9th

Insane Celebrities...Randy Quaid...

So apparently Randy Quaid was Banned From Actors Equity and charged 80K for his behavior during the...
Feb 8th
Ghostbusters, Telepo