2008

May

Man, This is a Cool Poster

“If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead...”
— …Star Jones? (via purns) (via...

What We Learned From The Almost Season...

What we learned…1) Why Hurley winds up back in the mental hospital - the numbers again.2) The...

Here’s a one minute French Lego tribute/renactment to Beverly Hills Cop, that doesn’t...

If I had a nickel for every time a person said to...

bullshit: Extending album art

Sometimes Amazon Gets it WRONG! Sure I ordered the Buffy...

The Plot For Point Break 2: Indio (This...

When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour,...

I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle. ...

“Shakedown, breakdown, takedown Everybody wants into the...”
— BOB SEGER -...

My Grandma Reviews My Performance on 30...

Grandma: I saw "The Rock."
Me: Oh Cool. Did you like it?
Grandma: I thought it was very good. You used your face very well.
Me: Thanks?!
Grandma: Oh yes, actors always have to always use their faces. Remember that Paul, that's where people look when they watch TV, at the faces.
Me: Right.
Grandma: I liked this part a lot, it was VERY dramatic.
Me: It's supposed to be funny.
Grandma: Yes, it was, but it had a lot of drama too. The other show you do is just you acting like a goofball.
Me: Well, that show isn't supposed to be dramatic.
Grandma: Mm, I guess. Let me ask you a question, did you do your own running for this part?
Me: That wasn't me, that was the other guy, in the page uniform, Jack (McBrayer)
Grandma: No, that was you running at the end.
Me: Nope. remember I got shot in the leg.
Grandma: Right. Well that guy who was running was very good too. Is Alec Baldwin tall?

Buy the Sleepless in Seattle Houseboat! If you have an...

Hey Everybody! I’m going to be on “30...

IT’S FINALLY HERE…The TEASER Trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua Wow, if you...

Finally A Mother’s Day Card For Lost Fans. (Designed...

R. Kelly Wants to See Your Braids!...

Even though IRONMAN is a certified “hit” by...

Why Does John Cusack hate Comedians? This makes me want to...

“FUCK ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY I’M SICK OF Y’ALL...”
— kanYe West : Blog reacts...

America is Awesome: Day 4 May I present to you The Lamar...

AMERICA is AWESOME : Day 3 America is home of People...

Apr

FInally Vin Diesel speaks out about the Presidential Election…of the Dominican Republic I...

America is Awesome Project - Day 2 “This Guy and...

U. S. Bathroom Finder (Sponsored by...

This Week…I’ll be posting one picture a day that...

A few weeks ago I posted this amazing fan video of Batman fighting the Joker, Alien and Predator,...

Pride Comes Before a Tumble - Joel Stein

jakoblodwick: These new MySpace viral ads are intense — I wonder what Murdoch thinks of them. ...

How can you Fuck Up The Speed Racer Theme Song? Apparently it’s really simple. Enjoy the new...

“I don’t have any friends and don’t have any...”
— Gary Coleman on Friendship

Am I alone in thinking that this New “Hancock” Trailer makes this film look awesome? ...

Another Stakeout (1993) IMDB: MESSAGE...

The Way Things Should Have Happened by...

Ford’s Theater - Night (1865) - Presidential BoxAbraham Lincoln sits watching the stage play,...

My Friend Nick Kroll sent me this video of 50 Cent doing cocaine before his concert in Zagreb. ...

The 3 Most Arrogant Cheeses 3.) Smoked Gouda - Oh You think...

Something Tells Me if You are Wearing this Shirt, You...

Howard Hessman and Bronson Pinchot Rapping! I’m in. erockappel: purns: In case you were...

HUMAN GIANT IN PITTSBURGH (Carnegie Mellon)...

azizisbored: Dear Kanye, Its Aziz from Human Giant. Rob,...

LIFE AQUATIC: LEGOS For that child that enjoys Legos but...

Now That HUMAN GIANT SEASON 2 is finished, I need some acting work, enjoy my reel that really...

HUMAN GIANT SEASON FINALE EXCLUSIVE! Sci-Fi...

Email Me If you ant me to get You Tickets For the Sept 26th...

Tonight is the 2nd Season Finale of Human Giant (11PM on MTV) and we promise ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS...

I have news for you, “Uncle Magic” and “The Hip Hop Clown” are the Same...

This is pretty fanscinating, But I have to say, I was suprised that this guy didn’t have to...

Dos and Don'ts of Restaurantiering...

Don’t make your entire staff wearing matching t-shirts which read… “In Heaven the...

I hadn’t seen this yet, Kanye West’s Video Editor made these awesome videos using songs...

The LOST Script Style

This is Why Pinantas Hate Me!

This video made me cry with laughter, it’s really amazing, just forward it to 2 minutes and...

If you missed The T-Shirt Squad on Kimmel Last Night…Check out what happened, let’s just...

Corey Haim's Official Website

HOT AIR BALLONS COPS - THE SKETCH MTV DIDNT WANT YOU TO SEE We originally shot this piece for the...

HUMAN GIANT LIVE IN L.A. - ALL THIS...

HUMAN GIANT will be at AMOEBA in HOLLYWOOD ...

This past weekend, I shot guns in Las Vegas. They had many...

Favorite April Foolsite so far (click on any...

“Ladies, Ladies, you can dance all you want but please keep...”
— A Bouncer at MOON at the Palms...

Mar

You're Not My Father

“NBC’s Friday Night Lights will, indeed, be returning...”
— TV Worth Watching | Blog

Jeff Zucker, The President of NBC, shot this really funny piece for “My Name is Earl”....

Crime Scene - NBC Official Site

I’m obsessed with this director. He makes the most kickass movies to intellectual properties...

Threadless Loves Human Giant.

It’s March 25th otherwise known as Weird Kids Eating...

One of my favorite shows “The Dana Carvey Show” is finally been released properly on...

Buy Tickets Here for Human Giant LIVE at the...

SNOW JOB! THE TIME HAS COME TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT We are mad. We have angry...

Hallejuiah! This Might Have Changed My Entire View of who I support this Election. I hope you...

someecards.com | ecards for when you care enough to hit...

‘The Wire’ Finale's Montage: A Shot-by-Shot...

Am I totally lame for liking this Star Wars/There will Be Blood Mashup? I refused to watch it for...

Interesting LOST tidbit...

Schwartz turned the tables on Lindelof and asked him whatever happened to the four-toed foot statue...

It took me about 5 hours to get into this make-up but it’s was totally worth it. I actually...

Ladies and Gentlemen Please Welcome Your T-Shirt Squad… Check out another New Sketch From...

samreich: Hey, batta batta batta batta, sa-wing batta,...

Sexman reviews 10,000 B.C. (“a couple’s film”) - First of all I totally...

Why? Because We all Need Movies!

The Human Giant on Lap Top Talk Show…The world’s only 1:30 Minute Talk Show Tune into...

“Southern Lady (Carrying a Budlight Tall Boy): Dan, what is...”
— In the Lobby at the Cirque De...

This is my new Dojo….You Should Check it out unless you like getting your ass beat down by...

A Real Batman Costume. Awesome! This has to be one of the...

“Me: Hi, I just wanted to check on my breakfast, I ordered it...”
— My Interaction at Columbia...

Human Giant Live at the Paley Center (Formely...

Will Arnett Sex Tape! Will Arnett Fucks everybody in Human Giant and we have the proof.

Monkey Business

Feb

“I need a desk, that tells my clients I’m a...

Fred Simmons…King of the Demo! Watch this Now and Save Your life

This Season Human Giant is Proud to be Sponsored by 3 Brothers Carpetting. (In other words,...

Finally America Your Dreams Have Been...

TOUR UPDATE

Hey Everyone, I just found out that I got a last minute part in the new Jack Black/Michael Cera...

“BALTIMORE - A college student was given probation for...”
— Man Rams Car on I-95, Claims...

Kimmel Fucks Ben Affleck

Oscar Speech Mad-Libs -From Radar Mag

rickyv: GarfieldMinusGarfield “Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle....

A 3 year old describes Star Wars - She really boils it down to the important parts - via fistofblog

This is what you missed if you weren’t at the Human...

Click here to download Human Giant, Season 2,...

The First Video From the New Season of Human Giant -Viral Videos The first episode of Season 2 is...

erockappel: I bought my daughter a new macbook last week. This is her first video. I ain’t...

EXCLUSIVE - HUMAN GIANT: SEASON 2 TRAILER Season 2 Premieres March 11 at 11PM Season DVD Comes out...

“According to sources, one option NBC is considering for...”
— Watch with Kristin -...

In celebration of the release of “Be Kind, Rewind” a bunch of filmmakers in Austin have...

Here’s a video I made with Funny or Die for Valentines Day with Rob Riggle, Jack McBrayer,...

Human Giant at The Museum of Television and...

The Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Trailer My Fears seem to be unfounded.

Me and My Valentine!

This Picture Makes Me a Little Nervous.

This 9 year old kid Loves McCain… I guess his parents took off the embedding feature but...

Monk-e-Mail - Threaten Your Friends

“She’s not fat, she was wearing a belly shirt.”
— a screaming drunk girl yelling...

Lost: A Theory on Time travel

CLEAR EYES. FULL HEARTS. CAN LOSE? Now it’s up to us...

Family Ties Reunion

Insane Celebrities...Randy Quaid...

So apparently Randy Quaid was Banned From Actors Equity and charged 80K for his behavior during the...

Ghostbusters, Telepo