Sometimes Amazon Gets it WRONG!
Sure I ordered the Buffy the Vampire Slyer Spinoff “Angel” but that doesn’t mean that I like all DVDs with the word ANGEL in the titles. Although “Touched By an Angel” is pretty good.
Who knows though, this reccomendation does look pretty sexy, WTF? I’m in.
When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour, he takes off for the coast of Bali looking for the perfect wave. While there he’s recruited by a private security force who are trying to find a gang known as The Bush Administration, surfing outlaws and modern day pirates who work like “The Ex-Presidents,” a bank robbing crew from Malibu twenty years ago.
-Sounds Awesome.Get Ready to Shoot your Gun in the air and SCREAM!
I’m starting a line of greeting cards for cattle. This one is a condolence card. The inside reads…
“I’m deeply sorry your friend was shot in the head with a metal poker. On the plus side I hear he’s going to shipped to an Arby’s in San Diego. Yummy!”
(The fact that I eat meat is making it really tough to write these cards and sound like I mean it.)
Buy the Sleepless in Seattle Houseboat!
If you have an extra 2.5 Mill burning a hole in your pocket, then this is the deal for you.
If you are the lucky purchaser of this HOUSEBOAT. Let me tell you how every interaction at your new house boat would go
GUEST: Sorry I was late, I had a hard time finding your place. I didn’t realize when you said you lived on the water, that you actually meant ON THE WATER.
YOU: Haha, yeah, that happens. Here’s a fun fact, did you know this is actually the same houseboat they used in Sleepless in Seattle?
GUEST: (Awkward Pause-Forced Smile and Head Nod)
YOU: Pretty Neat, right? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan…Together again.
GUEST: (Awkward Pause)
YOU: Only 2.5 Million Bucks.
GUEST: (Beat) Right, this was a mistake. I’m going to go now. You seem like a crazy person.
YOU:Haha, you wouldn’t be the first person to say that.
Guest Runs away.
You look in a mirror and a single tear falls down your face.
THE END!
Hey Everybody! I’m going to be on “30 Rock” this Thursday. They brought back Donny the Head Page for the Season Finale which airs Thursday at 9:30/8:30c PM on NBC. I hope you check it out.
Here’s a Spoiler Free Preview of the Episode (It’s Kinda like Mad Libs You can make up what you think happens and match it with your friends)
JACK (ALEC BALDWIN) HEADS TO ____________ WHILE LIZ (TINA FEY) HAS A ______, AND KENNETH (JACK MCBRAYER) APPLIES TO BE A ____ FOR THE ____ _____. TRACY (TRACY MORGAN) IS IN THE FINAL STAGES OF HIS _____. MATTHEW _____, EDIE _____ AND ____ SCHEER GUEST STAR.
IT’S FINALLY HERE…The TEASER Trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Wow, if you didn’t want to see this movie before, let me just say, I think this trailer will change your mind. The dogs rap in this trailer. Yeah! They rap and sing and DANCE!
One of my favorite lines is…”We’re the real HOT DOGS” I love it!
Oh, don’t let the opening of the trailer fool you, you might think, this is going to be a scary or dark adventure movie, nope it’s not, it’s about cute doggies.
